Chimi Hendricks 𓅃
chimihendricks.bsky.social
Chimi Hendricks 𓅃
@chimihendricks.bsky.social
Not funny
I love that the (Google) search that I do on my (Google) pixel phone for results about the music I am listening to (via Google) presents me with results that give me search (Google) results and neither result has a thing to do with what I searched (Google) for. You shitpants bastards.
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Grift, Graft, Gov
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
What you say when you see a good one:
October 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Check out our apps new interface! We made it way worse!
October 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Fuck, I cannot stress enough, silicon valley
October 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Huh
June 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Boy howdy is this a mood
June 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Post a random photo of everything will go wrong in june
June 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Me when I have way too much drama to dish
May 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm rewatching S1 of Fargo and the shape of this wallphone
February 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
February 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
LOL. LMAO.

Mute.
January 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
January 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Pathetic liberal bullshit. Grow the fuck up.
January 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
January 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
@beeffizz.bsky.social second one tonight no joke
January 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It took a while but I'm not joking, I did it.

It's kind of what you expect kind of not.

Hope this brightens things for you a little bit :)
January 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You quoted someone with a robust spine lol
January 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Heck yeah love visiting grandma
December 25, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Your head is so far buried in the sand that crabs are using your ass as a volleyball court.
December 17, 2024 at 5:06 PM
For those who celebrate
November 29, 2024 at 5:51 PM
You have no idea what science went into this
November 29, 2024 at 2:27 AM
When your weiners tell a good joke
November 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM