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Hog Boy Intl.
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Fat boys will inherit the earth
18+ only
Damn this place really is dead. I think I'll just delete my account
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i'm going to grad school. bitch
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I have to pack all my shit today while waiting for the results to come out. how sober do I need to be for this
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I made spaghetti because i'm nerbous
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Only 32 hours left and I'll know if I made it into the master's program or not.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
At some point he asked me how long ive been working out for. Cause I looked strong. And there was no malice or intent in his voice at all & I was like haha let me grab this plywood panel and break eye contact
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Spent all evening moving furniture to my neighbor's apartment... We smoked a joint and I watched him play HOI4 because we locked ourselves out of my apartment. It was nice in his room and kinda dark and I was playing with his dog. and then his wife came home and I was like 🙂 Heyy I got locked out.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
yes I'm 29.
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
my own toolbox... Screwdrivers that I bought with my own money & didn't borrow from my mom... chatting with the hardware store attendant about paint rollers... i'm a real adult now
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My screwdrivers & screws & rivets & assorted tools reached critical mass so I bought a toolbox to organize them... and as I was sorting small bits according to length and function I realized i've become a man
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
disassembling furniture is so relaxing actually. I feel like i'm reaching nirvana pulling this closet apart- who's putting fat fetishist content on my timeline
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
God I wish I could teleport furniture. I hate moving so much
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
INSTANT love
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I found the reference material for my Latin classes... I could go through it as a refresher and try to read my copy of Hesiod's Theogony. For fun
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
you can tell I was nervous by how hunched and red i looked
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I get severance pay...? 3K?!
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i love rosalía's new album but its hard to listen to it in public and act like i'm not having a religious experience.
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ok I have to defend my master's project and I thot I was doing a presentation but my prospective advisor sent me an email to schedule it and said it'd be "an informal conversation". what the fuck
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Just spent 1.5 hours folding plastic bags into little triangles #ritalin
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
IT'S NEGATIVE BITCHES!
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If I test negative I'll start taking prep for real this time. if I test positive i'll kms
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Time for my yearly hiv scare
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
One of my grandmas fell and bruised her face (she's fine) & I called her like Hey grandma! Heard you ate shit and she was like girll...
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'll have a stupid boyfriend and cherish him. I'll Charm him with my wit and pesto recipe. I'll believe in love again. When I finish moving
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I wanna fall in love and start a relationship but I can't really invest in that until I finish moving so I'm just sitting on my hands like 😐
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM