childishdogman.bsky.social
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If only a white guy has been the hero.

In his view, that Lebanese immigrant ruined a potentially good thing.
December 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Not just one gunman. There's a longer video showing other terrorists shooting at him from a bridge to the right. I think that's how he got shot in the arm and hand, because he wasn't shot before or during the takedown as far as I can tell. 27 x 2 = 54 times the man of any one of those pigs.
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Good point. Now I have to see if the Uvalde "police department" has any social media so I can use this video to rub their fucking noses in their cowardice.
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I doubt "unsung" is the right word here. That guy is going to be an international hero.
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Remarkable self control after getting that firearm too. First thing I thought after he git the gun was, "Now shoot his kneecaps out."
December 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
They have put some gold doodads on the exterior, but not anything that extreme. I did learn that gold cherubs actually are part of the oval office "decor" after I got an AI to make that image with a pissing cherub fountain though.
December 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Hey, lay off of Nate.

300k is quite a showing for a washed up has-been desperately trying to cling to his last scrap of relevance.
December 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Can we abduct these freaks and make them fight to the death for or amusement?
December 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
He's throwing his hat in the ring for governor of Minnesota, so definitely worth another CBS media blitz.
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Whoever is running the CBS "news" social media apparently isn't a complete moron. Their Bluesky account isn't promoting that crap at all.
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I went to check how things were going over on the Xitter cesspool.
People should be please to know that the dog and pony show is getting dragged mercilessly in the comments.

One of my favorites:
December 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
*they're*
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I love this for her. She does have man hands, so maybe their on to something.
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It was obvious from when I first became aware of her, i.e. the day her shitty husband caught the bullet he had been begging for.
The way she immediately stepped in to take over the grifting empire, with the terrible acting and vengeance tinged rhetoric.
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This era of religious grifters is decades old. It's not going anywhere.
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This kind of thing makes me consider making a fake MAGA account on Xitter to help things along.
December 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I like the idea on not giving them a quick death. Sure, their fear as they are awaiting their fate has some value, but the idea that it wouldn't really feel real to them until the dirt started coming over the edge and atop them and the terror of suffocaton feels more like justice to me.
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
And greed, lots of greed. Cronies getting paid big bucks for subpar care.
December 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
With reckless disregard and cruelty.
December 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
TBIs the have a lot of those to deal with, the most common injury in modern combat.
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Why bother? Just dig the trench, throw them in and bulldoze the dirt back into that trench. They'll die fairly quickly, and there's much less cleanup.
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hey, you stupid fuck, that transformation took place over geological time spans, not less than 200 years.
You are the one who doesn't know what you're talking about.
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I know he's a cheap fuck, but you can see the wrinkles in close-up photos of the doodads. It's not like he was spending his own money. If he had been, at least he would have had a reason to withhold payment fo poor workmanship, in contrast to his established behavior.
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It's real and all proceeds are supposed to go to some charity. I have to wonder if the people selling them also run that "charity."
Make some token efforts at promoting some cause and pay yourself a nice salary.
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The gold leaf infection has broken containment.

It only a matter of time before we reach critical tackiness.
December 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM