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Jemmy
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I do museum things in a museum.

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Ozzy showed up, too.
September 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Kelly really looks a lot like Sharon. Also, she cohosts a Lego building show? Andy Richter in the mix, too.
September 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I love washing greens I grew
August 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Good news @westernkabuki.bsky.social! Vivek Ramaswamy’s big ass shoes are now memorialized in the Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum in Glasgow, Scotland
April 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Remember Munchos? They’re back, in monster form
April 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
They’re going out of their way to prove the “both sides are the same” dipshits right. The fucking cheek of it, really.
March 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Ah yes, lowering interest rates while inflation rises; we truly do have the best minds in the right places in this country 🤦
February 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The Lollygagger show at Liar’s Club was a halluva way to start the new year
January 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Yes, I am Beyoncé.
December 7, 2024 at 3:50 PM
New koozie is 🔥
December 1, 2024 at 7:16 PM
For everyone who celebrates.
November 27, 2024 at 10:48 PM
My investments are doing well.
November 25, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Got my dancin’ shoes on tonight for some Low Cut Connie 💕
November 16, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Some new neighbors moved in, hoping they’re not bad seeds
October 23, 2024 at 10:38 PM
In front of Goethe Elementary School in Chicago. Every car that wasn’t illegally double parked was illegally driving in the bike lane. What other laws do you think these folks are comfortable with people breaking?
September 10, 2024 at 9:18 PM
RFK, Jr. made it to Chicago and his party bus is blasting Stayin’ Alive on a loop
August 20, 2024 at 9:36 PM
The Metallica/Walz rally Sunday night at Soldier Field was huge
August 13, 2024 at 2:03 PM
That future you’ve heard everything about? Yeah, we’re there
August 4, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I can’t, simply cannot, stop laughing at this. This so perfectly encapsulates everything about MAGA I can’t handle it. Those folks are weird, it’s the only word that can possibly describe them: weird. And this one isn’t even wearing a diaper with Trump’s name on it, as far as we can tell. Weird.
July 30, 2024 at 8:44 PM
One of my favorite things about working in a museum is sewing labels on clothing, it’s a nice respite from the chaos
July 10, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Happy to announce I have a new lord and savior, praise be 🙏
July 7, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Way more tomatoes than I thought we’d get; hoping our friendly neighborhood critters will leave them be. So far so good 🌱
June 27, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Yellow squash flowers are so pretty 🌱
June 27, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Tube puncture on the way to work is a great way to start your day off on the wrong foot 😔
June 20, 2024 at 1:42 PM
ASTE UB
June 19, 2024 at 3:52 AM