Man, what'd really suck is if I Fnimaxed before the opening logo even gets shown...

No, but perhaps the source energy responsible for creating our universe and everything in it will give them true meaning one day. Only time will tell...

Are you gonna peg it with the fabled dildo ultrino supremo after you do? The pistachios might not like it, but it might be worth a try. 🤷‍♂️

Pistachios.

What about one that says "Uwa, umu, I let my 'boifriend' do- [a multitude of redacted phrases]"? I think it'd suit you quite well.

We humans fear most what we cannot control. That's just psychology.

Rise up and make your own choices. Start changing yourself without asking for permission. If you remain consistent enough, those who tried to swoop in and tell you what's best for you will begin to quiet down.

Being manipulated at the hand of the last peenarbender

Come to think of it, I think the reason I didn't become one is because I never said "ew", lol.

Watch out... that might get you thegnant.

Clearly, lol.

Thank you. I aspire to someday reach an IQ of 69,420.

You're generating 0.2 gigatons of bite karma per second... for the love of it all, brace yourself! The bital wave is coming in FAST.

That being said, I've also been feeling these strange sensations that seem the be sourced from the very middle of my ribcage, right on the sternum bone. It feels like a tight pull, but without any actual pain. It's intense enough to keep my attention, but not be that unpleasant.

Anywho... this matters because I recently got into these things called "tarot readings", and I've learned from them that seeing certain numbers appear a lot can mean that something huge is approaching your field of energy... plus, apparently a tarot deck has exactly 78 cards... what the frick?...