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Absolutely gorgeous spinybacked orbweaver built a web on my front porch.
A white a black spider. Its back resembles a white crab shell and has six black spikes jutting out of the sides. It is visible resting on its web.
November 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I'm not a very patriotic person, and especially not these days. I hold my allegiance at a safe distance. American has done too many terrible things - we suck. But this is the People's House. You can't do this. I'm feeling a patriotic anger now. That's new.
Heavy machinery tearing a huge hole in the White House to make way for Trump's $250 million fancy party room.
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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“Renewables supplied 5,072 TWh of electricity in the first half of 2025 - up from 4,709 TWh a year earlier. Coal, by comparison, generated 4,896 TWh, down 31 TWh year-over-year. It's the first time on record that clean energy has overtaken coal.”
October 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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I’m excited to update my phone so that the watch I don’t own can scan my blood. The future is great.
A screenshot of the iPhone update screen, reading: This update provides a new Blood Oxygen experience for users in the United States with Apple Watch Series 9 and Series 10, and Apple Watch Ultra 2. Measurements are calculated on iPhone and viewed in the Health app.
August 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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JJ Watt famously eats footballs for breakfast, lunch, dinner and HEB ads.
American football star JJ Watt in his uniform chomping on a football as part of a "Tailgate Headquarters" ad for the grocery store HEB.
July 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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What’s on TV tonight?
An illustration of a dark room with a painfully bright tv screen in the middle. The screen shows pure white save for a tiny set of black dots that look like eyes. In the darkness around the screen are several sets of white eyes.
May 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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What is it called?
A cool little grey alien styled like the ones on X-Files. It has big buggy black eyes filled with stars. The background is a pinkish-blue misty sort of thing.
April 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I think I did alright with this!
A miniature of the Star Wars character Shaak Ti, from the Shatterpoint tabletop game. I painted her and she isn’t that bad! She has brown Jedi robes and white with blue head tails. Imagine a kid proudly presenting a fridge-worthy art piece, except I’m 40 and trying my best at an art I’m not good at :-)
March 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Do you think I’m joking about this? I don’t freaking joke about this. Pic for proof.
A view of my jeans-clad thigh with a visible lump the size and shape of an avocado where my pocket is.
February 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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It is looking way too orange today. Like the "orange man" jokes are always low-hanging fruit (ha) but this is really bad.
Donald Trump, teeth bared in anger, looking so orange he could be in a Crayon box.
February 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Here’s my #PuzzmoRapt from www.puzzmo.com/today, the best platform for games around!
Graphic that says: You're a Rotation Rockstar You spin, you win. No notes. 19 knight checkmates in Really Bad Chess 3,178 hints used in Cross|word
December 22, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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MAGA living in fear of the gay agenda (fake) or trans grooming (fake) while ignoring Target's 401 types of Monster Nuts (real).
A screenshot of a Target online shopping page showing 401 results in the category "Monster Nuts." Featured are containers of trail mix-style mixed nuts with the "monster" labeling.
December 5, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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All by me except the sweet potatoes!
A colorful Thanksgiving plate. Sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes with gravy, a roll and to top it off, honey-glazed ham with a pineapple gravy.
November 28, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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Gobble gobble.
A colorful Thanksgiving plate. Sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes with gravy, a roll and to top it off, honey-glazed ham with a pineapple gravy.
November 28, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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The felines crave the fox. #xfiles
A cute and hefty orange cat sits on a blanket box in front of a tv. On the tv we see Fox Mulder from the X-Files with an intense expression.
November 23, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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Alien from x-files smoking weed dot jpeg #Truth
A grey alien from X-Files smoking a joint
November 17, 2024 at 5:43 AM
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A meme format screenshot from the Simpsons. The top panel shows a bus driver saying "Don't make me tap the sign." The bottom panel is the sign he's pointing at which reads "Nuke the Whales and Then France"
November 12, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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A screenshot from Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask reading “Dawn of the Final Day - 24 Hours Remain.”
November 5, 2024 at 11:43 AM
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It felt great to vote against that Hitler-loving son of a bitch.
An I Voted sticker on my chest.
October 23, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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I’m at a concert for the youth and I’m the oldest one here. The kids… are kids.
A dark concert hall with a ding reading Tate McKrae on the stage
September 30, 2023 at 1:00 AM