I think I can fix it by buzzing it to be more like an undercut?? I’m so afraid, tho. I might just go to a cheap place and have them buzz it.

Oh you’re a Phoenixhead!

I would do a NGL link but my engagement here is pretty low and I feel like no one would ask anything, ha ha.

This was meant to mean I wanted to be asked probing questions!! But now that I’m sober it reads as sexual??

I appreciate it :)

Imagining or letting me actually do it?

Oh! I guess I’ll have to take one 😜

I should NOT still be saying things like this at age 37, right?

Ok yeah he has some insecurity to work on