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I will never be as great as actual chicken Parmesan.
Jaws/Pet Sematary sounds fun.
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Shape seems irrelevant. More important that it be ornamental, especially if shiny, but patterns are ok, too. It was more common in describing shiny additions to clothing before we started producing modern sequins. If it’s bedazzled, it’s spangled, but it can be spangled without being bedazzled.
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Your animal companion: computer mouse.
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Back later. About to go on an etymology/vernacular deep dive on the word “spangled.” I think it may be the key to fully understanding this character.
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It’s hard to raise your children “right” when early Aerosmith makes such a great argument in favor of doing drugs.
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Nova, are the technicians in the room with us now?
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I dinnae ken how anyone could get tired of Jim Lee art, regardless of the writing.
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I bought one of the five million copies of this book, assuming it’s X-Men #1 by Chris Claremont and Jim Lee.
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Wheelchair? Oh, thank goodness. I was afraid this was going to impact Biblepiece Theatre.
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“If I’m not happy, nobody gets to be happy!”
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Not a concept I’d expect to work either. In fairness, though, they managed to succeed in the far less touristy realm of Albuquerque first. I think most people are bringing their kids there though.
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Thanks! That will get me to the appropriate Wikipedia rabbit holes.
October 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I was not alive then, Uncle Don, but am interested in your premise. Can you elaborate?
October 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Don’t tell him about the Dragon Prince. (Best kids show ever.)
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
He’ll call it a “democrat hoax” and then sue MSNBC.
September 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I hope they’re ready for people to try to get Stan to say out-of-character things.
September 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wow!
August 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Going with Elton John. I figure his tickets would be the hardest to get.
August 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Are you trapped in a Final Destination sequel?
August 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m thinking less Bubbleboy, more Dune (1984)

youtu.be/KYUolurihOQ
Dune (2/9) Movie CLIP - Shield Practice (1984) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
youtu.be
August 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What Uncle Don means: the back pain is from the West Nile virus he got from the mosquito the other day.

The brain hurting is the concussion that Mrs. Ford gave him when she exploded that motherfudging mosquito off his head.

This all happened because Don keeps leaving the safety of his house.
August 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM