HACKED BY GECKOSQUAD
@chick-magnet99.bsky.social
HACKED BY GECKOSQUAD
This is STILL a parody account based upon the character from... DELTARUNE?.. ran by @jake.gaiaproject.net.
This is STILL a parody account based upon the character from... DELTARUNE?.. ran by @jake.gaiaproject.net.
We have not received payment by any party.
To raise the stakes a bit, this account will be deleted in a week unless our demands are met.
We are GeckoSquad. We are everywhere (except for Antarctica.)
To raise the stakes a bit, this account will be deleted in a week unless our demands are met.
We are GeckoSquad. We are everywhere (except for Antarctica.)
January 24, 2026 at 6:03 PM
We have not received payment by any party.
To raise the stakes a bit, this account will be deleted in a week unless our demands are met.
We are GeckoSquad. We are everywhere (except for Antarctica.)
To raise the stakes a bit, this account will be deleted in a week unless our demands are met.
We are GeckoSquad. We are everywhere (except for Antarctica.)
The password was "password123"
We will now be ransoming this "pizzaman" account with 33 followers for exactly $25,000.
To the owner, or whoever else wants this account, that is the price.
We are GeckoSquad. We are everywhere (except for Antarctica.)
We will now be ransoming this "pizzaman" account with 33 followers for exactly $25,000.
To the owner, or whoever else wants this account, that is the price.
We are GeckoSquad. We are everywhere (except for Antarctica.)
Nobody can hack me.
I chose the best password. (The one that everybody uses.)
So that means it must be a good one, right?
I chose the best password. (The one that everybody uses.)
So that means it must be a good one, right?
January 22, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The password was "password123"
We will now be ransoming this "pizzaman" account with 33 followers for exactly $25,000.
To the owner, or whoever else wants this account, that is the price.
We are GeckoSquad. We are everywhere (except for Antarctica.)
We will now be ransoming this "pizzaman" account with 33 followers for exactly $25,000.
To the owner, or whoever else wants this account, that is the price.
We are GeckoSquad. We are everywhere (except for Antarctica.)
Nobody can hack me.
I chose the best password. (The one that everybody uses.)
So that means it must be a good one, right?
I chose the best password. (The one that everybody uses.)
So that means it must be a good one, right?
January 22, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Nobody can hack me.
I chose the best password. (The one that everybody uses.)
So that means it must be a good one, right?
I chose the best password. (The one that everybody uses.)
So that means it must be a good one, right?
asdomiujfffffffffhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
January 21, 2026 at 11:15 PM
asdomiujfffffffffhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Get bread
Eat bread
Be bread
Bread
Eat bread
Be bread
Bread
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Get bread
Eat bread
Be bread
Bread
Eat bread
Be bread
Bread
25,000 DOLLARS TO PROVE MAYOR HOLIDAY IS REAL
YOU PUT UP 25,000 DOLLARS OF YOUR OWN
WE PUT OUR MONEY TOGETHER IN ESCROW
I AM THE ARBITER
YOU PUT UP 25,000 DOLLARS OF YOUR OWN
WE PUT OUR MONEY TOGETHER IN ESCROW
I AM THE ARBITER
January 21, 2026 at 7:01 PM
25,000 DOLLARS TO PROVE MAYOR HOLIDAY IS REAL
YOU PUT UP 25,000 DOLLARS OF YOUR OWN
WE PUT OUR MONEY TOGETHER IN ESCROW
I AM THE ARBITER
YOU PUT UP 25,000 DOLLARS OF YOUR OWN
WE PUT OUR MONEY TOGETHER IN ESCROW
I AM THE ARBITER
STOP DOING THE OOBY DOOBY ON COMPANY TIME, BLUE EARS!
January 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
STOP DOING THE OOBY DOOBY ON COMPANY TIME, BLUE EARS!
"if you go along with the the with
then all you'll be is floating down the river"
then all you'll be is floating down the river"
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
"if you go along with the the with
then all you'll be is floating down the river"
then all you'll be is floating down the river"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
January 11, 2026 at 11:57 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I went to the convenience store for one thing, and one thing only
3 boxes of frozen scrambled eggs
breakfast of champions, little buddies
And yet... for the 4th time in a row, I was stuck behind this SAME GIRL standing in front of the SAME SPOT in front of the frozen section
3 boxes of frozen scrambled eggs
breakfast of champions, little buddies
And yet... for the 4th time in a row, I was stuck behind this SAME GIRL standing in front of the SAME SPOT in front of the frozen section
January 6, 2026 at 11:29 AM
I went to the convenience store for one thing, and one thing only
3 boxes of frozen scrambled eggs
breakfast of champions, little buddies
And yet... for the 4th time in a row, I was stuck behind this SAME GIRL standing in front of the SAME SPOT in front of the frozen section
3 boxes of frozen scrambled eggs
breakfast of champions, little buddies
And yet... for the 4th time in a row, I was stuck behind this SAME GIRL standing in front of the SAME SPOT in front of the frozen section
I am not in possession of any firearms
January 6, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I am not in possession of any firearms
Just another day in the life of pizza
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Just another day in the life of pizza
The emojis in this post were NOT a terroristic threat
Just had that Officer that tackled me in the woods show up at my door because of this post
She was spinning a dog chew toy in her hand like a baton
I don't know what she's gonna do to me with that thing but I dont wanna find out
Just had that Officer that tackled me in the woods show up at my door because of this post
She was spinning a dog chew toy in her hand like a baton
I don't know what she's gonna do to me with that thing but I dont wanna find out
Mind on my money
money on my Mind
🏆☢️💥
money on my Mind
🏆☢️💥
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
The emojis in this post were NOT a terroristic threat
Just had that Officer that tackled me in the woods show up at my door because of this post
She was spinning a dog chew toy in her hand like a baton
I don't know what she's gonna do to me with that thing but I dont wanna find out
Just had that Officer that tackled me in the woods show up at my door because of this post
She was spinning a dog chew toy in her hand like a baton
I don't know what she's gonna do to me with that thing but I dont wanna find out
Mind on my money
money on my Mind
🏆☢️💥
money on my Mind
🏆☢️💥
January 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Mind on my money
money on my Mind
🏆☢️💥
money on my Mind
🏆☢️💥
Its been a lil while, little buddies
And do I have a tale to tell you!!!!!!!!
After the INCIDENT I was ARRESTED.
For what??? Well, we'll have to leave that a secret, little buds.
THE COURT CASE IS SEALED. YOU CAN'T SEE IT!!!;!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And do I have a tale to tell you!!!!!!!!
After the INCIDENT I was ARRESTED.
For what??? Well, we'll have to leave that a secret, little buds.
THE COURT CASE IS SEALED. YOU CAN'T SEE IT!!!;!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Its been a lil while, little buddies
And do I have a tale to tell you!!!!!!!!
After the INCIDENT I was ARRESTED.
For what??? Well, we'll have to leave that a secret, little buds.
THE COURT CASE IS SEALED. YOU CAN'T SEE IT!!!;!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And do I have a tale to tell you!!!!!!!!
After the INCIDENT I was ARRESTED.
For what??? Well, we'll have to leave that a secret, little buds.
THE COURT CASE IS SEALED. YOU CAN'T SEE IT!!!;!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
today marks the day that our former police chief, asgore dreemurr, heroically saved the cattenheimer family from a really big tree...
i didn't really know him that well so i can't really say anything else....
sorry......
i didn't really know him that well so i can't really say anything else....
sorry......
September 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
today marks the day that our former police chief, asgore dreemurr, heroically saved the cattenheimer family from a really big tree...
i didn't really know him that well so i can't really say anything else....
sorry......
i didn't really know him that well so i can't really say anything else....
sorry......
the perpetrator, known as "pizzapants," has had his bail set for... $25,000...
so... if anyone wants to pay it... then... contact home county...
so... if anyone wants to pay it... then... contact home county...
August 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
the perpetrator, known as "pizzapants," has had his bail set for... $25,000...
so... if anyone wants to pay it... then... contact home county...
so... if anyone wants to pay it... then... contact home county...
oooohhhhh...
August 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
oooohhhhh...
if anyone has any information about the whereabouts of chief undyne, please call our tip line...
she's been missing for a while...
...and i'm a little out of my depth here...
she's been missing for a while...
...and i'm a little out of my depth here...
August 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
if anyone has any information about the whereabouts of chief undyne, please call our tip line...
she's been missing for a while...
...and i'm a little out of my depth here...
she's been missing for a while...
...and i'm a little out of my depth here...
the perpetrator has been apprehended by colonel kelpie of Trove P.D, and is now being held in the home county jail.
he chose for his phone call to go to a... pizzarina... and... to you?..
the following is his message...
he chose for his phone call to go to a... pizzarina... and... to you?..
the following is his message...
August 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the perpetrator has been apprehended by colonel kelpie of Trove P.D, and is now being held in the home county jail.
he chose for his phone call to go to a... pizzarina... and... to you?..
the following is his message...
he chose for his phone call to go to a... pizzarina... and... to you?..
the following is his message...
the perpetrator is still at large... but... we called in the home county sheriff's department, and the trove p.d. to help...
colonel kelpie of trove p.d. is hot in pursuit...
regardless... if you have any additional information.... please call our tip line....
colonel kelpie of trove p.d. is hot in pursuit...
regardless... if you have any additional information.... please call our tip line....
August 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
the perpetrator is still at large... but... we called in the home county sheriff's department, and the trove p.d. to help...
colonel kelpie of trove p.d. is hot in pursuit...
regardless... if you have any additional information.... please call our tip line....
colonel kelpie of trove p.d. is hot in pursuit...
regardless... if you have any additional information.... please call our tip line....
we have issued a pepperoni colored alert to all residents of home county.
the perpetrator is still at large....
"monster. mid-twenties. male. average height and build."
"if you see this monster, please do not engage and call our tip line at 555-493-332 immediately."
the perpetrator is still at large....
"monster. mid-twenties. male. average height and build."
"if you see this monster, please do not engage and call our tip line at 555-493-332 immediately."
August 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
we have issued a pepperoni colored alert to all residents of home county.
the perpetrator is still at large....
"monster. mid-twenties. male. average height and build."
"if you see this monster, please do not engage and call our tip line at 555-493-332 immediately."
the perpetrator is still at large....
"monster. mid-twenties. male. average height and build."
"if you see this monster, please do not engage and call our tip line at 555-493-332 immediately."