It's just
>opens gmail, sees no new emails, closes window
>2 seconds
>opens gmail again despite knowing full well there's no new emails
>opens PCGamer and bsky, closes bsky, reads headlines on PCGamer, closes
>opens all three again

Brain is just popcorn this morning good lord

The only comfort here is that my cat is safe. I can't tell if she was just sociable enough to the intruder or hid.

I am an Indigenous journalist working in Indian Country on beats for energy, business, landback, and more.

I realize I've spent quite a lot of time on BlueSky asking for money, and I apologize, but my already strained finances will become immeasurably worse if I cannot work.

store.steampowered.com/app/3010070/... my stupid chud son

I'm very good at trolling forum boards and comment sections both,
I never cite my sources or think at all before I post,
Somehow all my views will be revealed authoritarian,
I am the very model of an internet contrarian.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with all matters political,
Though I'm always libertarian and rarely thinking critical,
I know the boards of 4chan and I quote the posts historical
And I threaten governments in Minecraft, metaphorical!