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@chemicemilia.bsky.social
Mathematical programmer, daydreamer and mediocre photographer of things. Part Spanish, part Viking. Truly a rare breed.
Cool that shitposting on Discord will require the same bureaucratic verification procedures as crossing international borders.
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Cool that shitposting on Discord will require the same bureaucratic verification procedures as crossing international borders.
They're a month late, but who's keeping track in this timeline anyway.
January 24, 2026 at 2:19 AM
They're a month late, but who's keeping track in this timeline anyway.
A quiet shimmer of the northern lights above the city.
January 21, 2026 at 10:44 PM
A quiet shimmer of the northern lights above the city.
Attempting to do cardio in -12 °C weather has its own charm.
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Attempting to do cardio in -12 °C weather has its own charm.
Same procedure as every year.
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Same procedure as every year.
Short SMM2 10s time attack compilation.
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Short SMM2 10s time attack compilation.
Got this for Christmas. My inner tween is ecstatic.
December 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Got this for Christmas. My inner tween is ecstatic.
The only Christmas tradition that truly matters.
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The only Christmas tradition that truly matters.
A Hallmark Christmas movie, but the small-town baker continuously refers to himself as an "entrepreneur," a habit that ultimately drives the girl away.
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A Hallmark Christmas movie, but the small-town baker continuously refers to himself as an "entrepreneur," a habit that ultimately drives the girl away.
Our descent into madness continues unabated.
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Our descent into madness continues unabated.
Gianni Infantino is the Lord Farquaad of the sports world.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Gianni Infantino is the Lord Farquaad of the sports world.
Back from a long hiatus - albeit somewhat disoriented and behind. The pace of online discourse, it seems, has moved on without me and it is now necessary for me to explore the underlying reasons behind the comedic appeal of a certain sequence of numbers. Here's to re-entering the fray, I guess.
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Back from a long hiatus - albeit somewhat disoriented and behind. The pace of online discourse, it seems, has moved on without me and it is now necessary for me to explore the underlying reasons behind the comedic appeal of a certain sequence of numbers. Here's to re-entering the fray, I guess.
They had a tiny brass ensemble greeting you at the halfway point, lol. It was kind of surreal having people cheer for you from the sidelines, as if you were pulling off something extraordinary.
October 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
They had a tiny brass ensemble greeting you at the halfway point, lol. It was kind of surreal having people cheer for you from the sidelines, as if you were pulling off something extraordinary.
I participated in an annual 13.3 km run yesterday, marking the longest distance I've completed without walking. I finished with a time of 1 hour and 25 minutes, and considering I’ve barely done any cardio over the past few months, I’m quite happy with the result.
October 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I participated in an annual 13.3 km run yesterday, marking the longest distance I've completed without walking. I finished with a time of 1 hour and 25 minutes, and considering I’ve barely done any cardio over the past few months, I’m quite happy with the result.
Every day, I am truly grateful that my parents are smart enough not to let an AI assistant make decisions for them.
October 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Every day, I am truly grateful that my parents are smart enough not to let an AI assistant make decisions for them.
I dreamed that the "stomp, clap, hey!" millennial-core burger chain music genre made an unforeseen comeback.
September 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I dreamed that the "stomp, clap, hey!" millennial-core burger chain music genre made an unforeseen comeback.
One of my New Year’s resolutions was to pick up piano playing on an advanced level again. Life has been pretty hectic recently and prevented me from dedicating time to practice, but I am now finally making a concerted effort to regain my muscle memory.
September 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
One of my New Year’s resolutions was to pick up piano playing on an advanced level again. Life has been pretty hectic recently and prevented me from dedicating time to practice, but I am now finally making a concerted effort to regain my muscle memory.
I need to stop using meme jargon when replying to people who aren't terminally online. It appears that not everyone is familiar with the cultural phenomenon of "stonks," even when articulated in its most unadulterated and unambiguous form.
September 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I need to stop using meme jargon when replying to people who aren't terminally online. It appears that not everyone is familiar with the cultural phenomenon of "stonks," even when articulated in its most unadulterated and unambiguous form.
At least we get to purchase Mario Galaxy for the 3rd time.
September 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
At least we get to purchase Mario Galaxy for the 3rd time.
Final Fantasy merch is generally a rare sight here, but I found this chocobo chain in a bookstore the other day.
September 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Final Fantasy merch is generally a rare sight here, but I found this chocobo chain in a bookstore the other day.
If anyone is into musical minimalism, I'd recommend giving the Yume Nikki soundtrack a listen. All songs are <10s, but they have an unsettling and Lynchian atmosphere that no other soundtrack aside from Majora's Mask and Earthbound has come close to conveying imo. Very unique for the genre.
August 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If anyone is into musical minimalism, I'd recommend giving the Yume Nikki soundtrack a listen. All songs are <10s, but they have an unsettling and Lynchian atmosphere that no other soundtrack aside from Majora's Mask and Earthbound has come close to conveying imo. Very unique for the genre.
Spliced clear video of my recently uploaded snowball-carry level, created out of a bunch of <30s Switch clips.
August 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Spliced clear video of my recently uploaded snowball-carry level, created out of a bunch of <30s Switch clips.
Stumbled upon what I genuinely believe is the most cursed Mario Maker profile I've ever seen, and that's a pretty high bar.
August 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Stumbled upon what I genuinely believe is the most cursed Mario Maker profile I've ever seen, and that's a pretty high bar.
Finished FFXIII-2 and I enjoyed it just as much as its prequel. Would highly recommend it to anyone that didn't jump on the "Let's hate on FFXIII because it's linear" -bandwagon.
August 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Finished FFXIII-2 and I enjoyed it just as much as its prequel. Would highly recommend it to anyone that didn't jump on the "Let's hate on FFXIII because it's linear" -bandwagon.