Tom Danks 🍃
@chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social
likes are 1000% an endorsement idc what anyone else says
okay see this is why I say Dan but my wife thinks it’s a Bill movie (he is wrong)
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
okay see this is why I say Dan but my wife thinks it’s a Bill movie (he is wrong)
they brought her more creamer and a full sugar and she added more
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
they brought her more creamer and a full sugar and she added more
remember how in like 2020/2021 the cool thing to do was the at-home wolf cut??? I shoulda just done that lol
November 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
remember how in like 2020/2021 the cool thing to do was the at-home wolf cut??? I shoulda just done that lol
I gave her a good tip because I respect that level of honesty lol
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I gave her a good tip because I respect that level of honesty lol
should’ve asked her to give me microbangs just to scare her lol
November 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
should’ve asked her to give me microbangs just to scare her lol
they’re trying to save me from myself
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
they’re trying to save me from myself
oh man I can’t wait this is gonna be great
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
oh man I can’t wait this is gonna be great
he’s got no pants on!
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
he’s got no pants on!
no kings parade is brunch’s patronus
October 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
no kings parade is brunch’s patronus