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If I had the confidence of an AI slop poster that calls themselves an artist, I'd be unstoppable.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Reposted by Chellybreeze
I love Pikmin
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
An episode into Gachiakuta & I'm all in.
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Book idea: Exploring how championships impact sports writers.

Consider that if a team is in the superbowl, writers who cover those teams on the local level or independently will have a surge of people reading their coverage.

Its the biggest opportunity in their careers. What's that like?
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I can't tell if Bleeding Green Nation has gotten drastically worse or if my standards have risen.

Anyone else feel like Eagles coverage has gotten a little worse after every superbowl win?
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Lifelong depression is kinda funny because the process speeds up over time

Every single day since I was 13 a voice inside me has said, "kill yourself."

As a teen, that convo was long.
Now its like 5 seconds every few hours.

"Kill yourself."
"Nah, pets need me."
Rinse & repeat until bed time.
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Talking to AI about suicide but only because I have a contrarian streak so I'll end up arguing with it that my life does have value
a man stands in front of a sign that says opening mon - tue - thur fri-sat sunday
Alt: Classic meme of a clean looking man smirking & pointing at his brain with a clever look in his eyes.
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Digimon theory

Clothing in the digital world often has a face. Some, like Ladydevimon's bodysuit has its own head, torso, face, & claw.

Digimon clothing are digital remora. Attaching themselves to larger Digimon for food & protection in exchange for fashion.

Subscription based cosmetics.
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Fuck I miss Philly.

When I was depressed there, I could jump on the subway or linger somewhere. Convincing myself that something, anything could happen.

In a small town, I look out & can't convince myself that theres any potential of a life changing event happening. It feels dead.
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Seeing an explosion of Graham Platner yard signs post nazi tattoo is a little trippy

Convinced Mainers will support anyone from Maine thats being criticized by anyone outside of Maine.
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I said "Perf" to my boss & he responded with "Kewl."

I love my job.
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New antifa training regime dropped
Tiger Moves
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Statues, plaques, & busts that honor millennials should be in rose gold
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Digimon is solarpunk because it dreams of a world where the digital world & the human world can coexist. Where their team work can being out the best in both.
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Why does it feel like men who sexually harass their coworkers have the best job protection?

I worked at 3 Targets.
At each one there was at least 1 man that harassed multiple women yet never lost hours or got fired.
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The only job I've worked where women being sexually harassed wasn't normalized & protected by leadership was fully remote.

Sexual predators hate work from home.
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
We should expand community colleges & make them free.

Community colleges should be the 3rd space where everyone is welcome. Classes, clubs, social services.
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What if you need to die at work to get into rich white heaven?

American politicians are chasing their form of Valhalla or Stovokor.

Who are the young to take that from them?
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If I were President, Republicans would impeach me for not wearing shoes in the oval office.
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I don't trust anyone that wears shoes inside their own home
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Alexander alone in his room:
"I miss my dad, I wonder if he misses me"

Worf:
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Supremely dislike that a man speaking softly completely disarms me

I have no defense against a man who is being gentle towards me.

Worse, I feel pressure afterwards to live up to that treatment.
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Mina Kimes, Chris Long, & Beau Allen would be a dream blunt rotation.

You know Mina rolls the nicest blunts & would be funny af.

Chris Long has cool older brother energy. The kind that makes you feel cool.

Beau Allen makes the entire thing approachable. Would def get flirty in a fun way.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Movie Pitch:

An obsessive Oreo collector can no longer afford the space to store any more oreos. Something in him snaps when he sees an announcement for a new flavor that launches next week.

He decides that the only way to stop new flavors from coming out is to kill the CEO responsible.
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
In 2035, a 15 year old will have the #1 song in America for 3 weeks with a cover of Drop it like its hot

Millennial grandmothers are gonna know nothing about him but will say that he's a "good kid."
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM