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ChefJohn
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High School Baseball Phenom.
Musician at Rock Band.
Sous Chef at Penn Gaming.
Executive Chef at
Caesars Entertainment.
Arkansas Cherokee.
Man Feeding Children these days.
Father of Kiki Kitty. my baby.
I deserve more attention but I cuss too much. 🥺
🇨🇦🎸🐟🦞🦀🐬
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If the next Democratic President doesn’t immediately rip all this fucking pseudo gold shit off the walls and doors at the White House then I’m gonna be pissed…
Rubio, a fucking immigrant, over in Munich talking about how bad immigrants are…..
Can’t make this shit up.
February 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Wish Marco Rubio would have been around when my people let all you imported motherfuckers just come and take all our shit…
Yea, those were some good time.
#TrailofTears
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 PM
So JD fucking Vance goes over to
Munich and just excoriates all of our European allies,,,
This fuck who has never done anything meaningful in his whole miserable fucking life takes his marching orders from Trump and does everything he can to destroy NATO and be a Russian asset…
Unfuckingbelievable
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Watching @marcelias.bsky.social speak yesterday about the ways Trump is laying the groundwork to stop elections using Noem as some kind of acting director of elections, which she’s already claimed and Tulsi Gabbard to step in with some BS National security issue,, it can happen people.
February 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I had a girlfriend once break up with me on Valentines Day. We had a nice dinner reservation and everything.
I let her walk and still used the reservation.
I’m strong like that..
#ValentinesDay
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
They can’t just “resign”…
Sorry, but no.
Can’t just quit and walk away from this.
February 13, 2026 at 2:36 PM
And there it is…..
ICE announces the Minnesota ICE agents will all be dispersed around the United States…..
Ain’t that just fucking great.
Go get to move on and fuck shit up in some other state….
February 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
#PGA
#PGATOUR
#GolfChannel
Guys, how about we talk to the tv guys about not constantly talking about how much money these guys are making and how much this shot or that shot cost a player..
Times are tough everywhere right now.
We aren’t really wanting to hear about how much $ that putt cost him.
February 13, 2026 at 2:05 AM
So, this Minnesota Draw Down,,,
so what in the fuck do you think all these ICE fucks are going now??
Back to their day jobs? Teaching, collecting trash,, clerical shit, baristas???
No…..
They’re gonna go someplace, somewhere else to terrorize, detain and kill shit. That’s where they’re going.
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This “Henry Cueller switched sides and voted with the republicans” shit is getting old.
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 AM
What the fuck is going on with this Henry Cueller guy???
This guy seems to always be voting on the wrong side of everything .
Every time they say a democrat sided with the admin it’s always Cueller of Texas.
This Save Act yesterday is just the latest.
Let’s deep dive his finances here…
February 12, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Whatever that was on tv today with Bondi, that’s not a functioning government. I’m not really sure what the fuck that was. The defiance and lack of respect for anybody that isn’t on Trumps side is just breathtaking..
the screaming and yelling and talking over each other. That was a shit show
government.in
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
If you want to work yourself into a total pissed off lather just watch this hearing and the angst that this women has for anything that not full on Trump..
Never seen anything like it.
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Just can’t watch this Bondi shit.. I just can’t do it.
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Pam Bondi looks to be minutes away from saying “fuck your questions and fuck all of you and fuck off,, Donald Trump is God!!”,,,,,,
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
At this point there can only be 1 thing keeping all these GOP politicians behind a lame duck despicable president,,,
and it’s not good and it’s nefarious and it involves mass illegality…
That’s the only reason left at this point.
February 11, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Reposted by ChefJohn
Russia keeps sending their troops to die on suicide flag planting missions for purely propaganda purposes that nobody believes anymore.
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Jobs numbers, El Paso, oil money, Epstein, the Guthrie kidnapping,, SCOTUS,,
wouldn’t it be good if we could believe just 1 fucking word from this group of serial liars,, but sadly we can’t,, so here we are..
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Just like the gentleman just said on @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
“at this point you can’t trust 1 single word coming out of this administration”,,
Every single person has proven themselves to be habitual liars and they can do it with ease and complete confidence.
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Ok, who’s gonna post a picture of the guy questioned in the Guthrie case??
February 11, 2026 at 2:14 PM
How long before the democrats show videos of ICE doing exactly what there leaders are saying they DON’T do???
I’m guessing hours not days…
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Do these hearings bring light to some things?? Yes…
But they also seem to be a worthless exercise in the left saying how bad ICE is and the right saying how good ICE is,,, all done in 5 minute mini sound bites..
Does anything really get done or matter?
February 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
No way these fat out of shape fucks spend 3 months in training before hitting the streets as ICE agents,, no fucking way.
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
How long until we find out that this testimony from the heads of ICE is complete bullshit??
I’m giving it hours, not days..
February 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Pam,,, Todd,, the rest of the DOJ…
You know who didn’t go to prison???
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 PM