That’s a good observation! I’d not thought of it before. Everyone in Ambridge is preposterously fit and healthy.
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I’m suddenly filled with less dread. Replaced by a quiet optimism!
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Or Jakob spends his entire time at 55mph in the middle lane.
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So the BBC is biased against Donald Trump? Ok? Fine? It’s also biased against Vladimir Putin or Erdogan or Orban or or or, your point being?

So you can always knock up a quick exfoliating omelet.
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Sorry to everyone involved
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One of his harem!
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Twice on his birthday week!
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Maybe you never spoke to your father, Leonard.
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