Cristina Hasenohrl
@chasenohrl.bsky.social
Mid-30s Chicana working in local news. Lover of dogs, delicious food and @tomasmith.
Hot takes and sass are my own.
🍊->🦞->🍺
Hot takes and sass are my own.
🍊->🦞->🍺
I need to stop writing “frontrunner for gold” in my local news scripts.
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I need to stop writing “frontrunner for gold” in my local news scripts.
The first half ended 5 minutes ago dammit. Where is Benito?
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
The first half ended 5 minutes ago dammit. Where is Benito?
@tomasmith.bsky.social objecting to a Jeopardy clue: “No, Dolly Parton is the queen of country. Reba is a duchess at best.”
May 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
@tomasmith.bsky.social objecting to a Jeopardy clue: “No, Dolly Parton is the queen of country. Reba is a duchess at best.”
Wait they’re out here doing deodorant commercials with “My Neck, My Back”
March 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Wait they’re out here doing deodorant commercials with “My Neck, My Back”
Gotta give it up to the algorithm. My feed is like 80% baby tapir videos rn.
March 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Gotta give it up to the algorithm. My feed is like 80% baby tapir videos rn.