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It’s literally standard for every job anyone has ever worked
December 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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featuring a heartwarming lede from my first evening visiting back home 🫠
This particularly cursed holiday week kicked off in earnest last night when my father turned his iPad in my direction. On its screen was a terribly disturbing post on X containing two images. In the first, Jeffrey Epstein was hugging and kissing a little girl. In the second, that girl was bound and gagged on a bed. Dad was rightly outraged and disgusted. He asked me if I’d seen the photos in my time going through the Epstein files. I immediately recognized the first image of Epstein and deduced that it had been Photoshopped from a widely distributed photo of Epstein hugging Ghislaine Maxwell. The second image seemed to be an AI rendering. (To add to the confusion, images reportedly do exist of Epstein cuddling children.) I let him know that the imagery was fake, and a distinctly non-yuletidy conversation ensued. Yes, Epstein was a heinous pedophile and convicted sex trafficker. Also, the internet is awash in fake, traumatizing slop that’s being used to score points in an ongoing information war. Happy holidays!
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
chartreusewahoo.bsky.social
Didn’t he also buy and bulldoze some historical mansion in highland park?
December 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
chartreusewahoo.bsky.social
I’m telling you we should do a class action because I got this too and I am FURIOUS
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM