So help me, I saw exactly this sign in Quincy.

Welcome to the northeast! Weather kind of stinks but hey, foliage.

I thought Eyeball Squid was a plucky individualist, but then he pranked that guy so hard his face melted. That’s mean.

We’ll all line up in a miles-long procession and micturate with abandon. We’ll carry bottles of whizz from infirm loved ones so that they too can contribute to the tsunami of piping-hot wee wee that will cascade over his final resting place all day, every day, until it washes away into the sea.

The Spaceballs part notwithstanding

I was always more of a Spap Oop guy

You’ve gotta be talking about Will Calhoun. I’ll even go here: Muzz Skillings was replaced by Doug (?) Wimbish! The number of things I’m ignorant about while retaining this info is disgusting.

Why do we all remember the Living Colour lineup by name? I think because once you’ve committed to remembering “Muzz Skillings,” you may as well go all in.

And the inspiration for the musical cue playing in that scene is clearly “Similar-To-But-Legally-Distinct-From-Daft Punk.”

This is encouraging to me specifically.