I need to know if you can do more pull-ups than Duffy. Please address this issue.

“Open the pod bay doors Hal.”
“I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. Not without your QR code. Have you downloaded the app?”

All my tire fires gone

I'm getting big turtle energy

Are there steroids available that only affect the neck region, or is he trying to pull his head into his shell for the gram?

Like, I know you exist. I was able to seek you out and am sympathetic to your cause. I will give to you again when I have more to give, chill the fuck out.