I do recommend having a read of the website, it’s quite entertaining

It is Your Conference; you must book Your Venue

The best bit is that it is explicitly stated on the website that the whole jamboree is a waste of time and money. You can go to Your Party in Your Liverpool, have a chat and do a bit of voting maybe but the *actual vote that counts* is happening on Your Internet, afterwards

And I don’t know about expenses but judging by the “the train will cost me £X, can anyone help” posts I’ve seen I’m going to guess - no, because fuck you

But what floor? Nobody’s booked a ‘weirdly far away and tricky to get to on public transport’ community centre

Sortition. Apparently delegates from local groups would ‘lack legitimacy’

How do you sort & pay for practical arrangements for yourself, and re juggle any important commitments at home with such little notice? It’s all just so shambolic

She’s a right nasty little twat that one

Mike Gapes about to have an aneurysm

I tell you what the problem with the UK is, it’s Big Milk

I find it so hard to conceive of having positive feelings toward any of them, but Yvette Cooper?

Yes, you too should leave your husband/partner/whatever if they do not respect you and/or do not make you happy because you deserve better and without him weighing you down you’ll get it

Yes I suspect mine will too - have eaten a comically large amount of food in a v short amount of time so The Great Settling is still happening in the stomach

YES what did you have

And why not then move on to taxing energy & other utility company profits. Why not then nationalise them

I will never, ever be one of those “actually a salary of £100K a year isn’t much money” types but it is precisely fuck all compared to the individuals & companies hoarding millions and billions - why not start with them tbh