if you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
if you see this post your getaway vehicle
he came in a little too hot with this one but honestly refreshing to not be focused on the vag like everyone else so
November 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
he came in a little too hot with this one but honestly refreshing to not be focused on the vag like everyone else so
Miranda: Steve I’m pregnant and it’s yours
ice cream vendor in the park:
ice cream vendor in the park:
September 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Miranda: Steve I’m pregnant and it’s yours
ice cream vendor in the park:
ice cream vendor in the park:
our whole chat is just this
July 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
our whole chat is just this
immediately terrified
July 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
immediately terrified
yeah gonna go ahead and kms
June 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
yeah gonna go ahead and kms
why did i just hear a bunch of footsteps and then ppl coming downstairs out of the unoccupied upstairs unit of my building
June 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
why did i just hear a bunch of footsteps and then ppl coming downstairs out of the unoccupied upstairs unit of my building
reminded myself of this
May 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
reminded myself of this
realllllllllllllly good
March 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
realllllllllllllly good
business as usual
March 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
business as usual
living la vida loca over here
February 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
living la vida loca over here
jesus fucking christ!
December 16, 2024 at 5:51 AM
jesus fucking christ!
wait jk im caught up
December 4, 2024 at 6:01 AM
wait jk im caught up
still just look like this rn but one side only
December 1, 2024 at 7:22 AM
still just look like this rn but one side only
UUUUUUGH i did my laundry but now i need to go take it out of the dryers
November 22, 2024 at 2:36 AM
UUUUUUGH i did my laundry but now i need to go take it out of the dryers
dads onto a new diva, been way too long
November 20, 2024 at 3:11 AM
dads onto a new diva, been way too long
sums it up nicely
November 19, 2024 at 5:21 AM
sums it up nicely
growing a mustache but in a way where im also just kidding
November 18, 2024 at 5:38 PM
growing a mustache but in a way where im also just kidding
nothing anybody else hasnt said smarter, just some high shower thoughts and tryin to see if sharing my earnest thoughts will happen for me on this platform lol. anyway i just keep thinkin about this tweet and how we do have the power to improve some stuff actually
November 17, 2024 at 4:31 AM
nothing anybody else hasnt said smarter, just some high shower thoughts and tryin to see if sharing my earnest thoughts will happen for me on this platform lol. anyway i just keep thinkin about this tweet and how we do have the power to improve some stuff actually