I would like to formally apologise to all the victims of Caligula the insane-

everyone being like “it’s supposed to be a kiss, the creator said so” IF I DONT SEE AT LEAST LIPS LOCKED AND MAYBE A LITTLE TONGUE ITS NOT A KISS BITCH

i asked the Unabomber and thats what he said exactly

pretty

trying to find therapeutic videos to show clients and “top 5 crazy cannibalism stories” pops up in recommendations

the doctors said it would be bad if i did… but i think it would have been fine if i did surgery on my wife’s fucked up finger

YES EXctly

i am bitches just to be clear

absolute freak shit tbh