We’ve finally invented The Beast from the classic short story collection, The Bible

Legs are coming to the Metaverse, Josh. They don’t pay for themselves.

“Jeff VanderMeer, is he the one who does environmental horror books?”
“Yeah, he’s doing bird-hackers now. Oprah’s book club called his latest novel, ‘a stunning revelation.’”

I’m in the master r0skin near the coat bath

You and he could be like interns in the background ???

No! No!!!

You gonna pull, “let me go get the other ones,” but it’s just more BB pies?

Noah Segan, from all Rian Johnson movies?!

I keep thinking of Procopious, but that makes Lizza the Procopious of this situation :/

They’re saying Fortnite is going unveil a Mon Mothma skin where you can hurl datapads instead of ninja stars any day now

🎶you can do it a trot you can do it at a gallop🎶

My wife and I screamed at “A Star is Born” when posters of concerts revealed a “Washington State Fair 2006” when it was still the Puyallup Fair and I refuse to apologize for how much I still bring it up.

Yes, I unironically own the “DUNE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO MEN” coffee mug, don’t bother asking