Chance Muse
@chancexmuse.bsky.social
Father, Nerd, Down With The Tism
(He/Him)
(He/Him)
I listen to podcasts all day at my 10 hour shifts at work. I binged the entire archive of Greatings Adventures last year and finished Naruto Reviewto this year 👊🏻
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I listen to podcasts all day at my 10 hour shifts at work. I binged the entire archive of Greatings Adventures last year and finished Naruto Reviewto this year 👊🏻
I have squirrels on mine…
quiet one second then loud a scurrying across my ceiling. I know it’s squirrels but my first thought is like the Grudge girl spider walking 🥴
quiet one second then loud a scurrying across my ceiling. I know it’s squirrels but my first thought is like the Grudge girl spider walking 🥴
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I have squirrels on mine…
quiet one second then loud a scurrying across my ceiling. I know it’s squirrels but my first thought is like the Grudge girl spider walking 🥴
quiet one second then loud a scurrying across my ceiling. I know it’s squirrels but my first thought is like the Grudge girl spider walking 🥴
This is what success sounds like 👏🏻
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is what success sounds like 👏🏻
Saw a single shooting star in Iowa an hour ago. Supposed to be more after midnight
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Saw a single shooting star in Iowa an hour ago. Supposed to be more after midnight
Ah yes, a joke about my birthday ..
My 11th birthday ..
The 11th day of the month of my birth ..
My golden birthday…
My 11th birthday ..
The 11th day of the month of my birth ..
My golden birthday…
a cartoon character is smiling with the words oh yeah it 's all coming together below him
ALT: a cartoon character is smiling with the words oh yeah it 's all coming together below him
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October 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ah yes, a joke about my birthday ..
My 11th birthday ..
The 11th day of the month of my birth ..
My golden birthday…
My 11th birthday ..
The 11th day of the month of my birth ..
My golden birthday…
I watched it as a teen because… horny cartoon 🙈
October 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I watched it as a teen because… horny cartoon 🙈
And falling from trees 😅
July 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
And falling from trees 😅
They are baby
I’m a ghost type trainer 👻
I’m a ghost type trainer 👻
April 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
They are baby
I’m a ghost type trainer 👻
I’m a ghost type trainer 👻
I have to take an extra $20 out of every check. 10 for state and 10 for federal or I owe when I file 😤
April 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have to take an extra $20 out of every check. 10 for state and 10 for federal or I owe when I file 😤
My electric mower has an oversensitive safety kill switch and shut off if the grass is too tall. I end up having to tilt it up at first 😭
April 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My electric mower has an oversensitive safety kill switch and shut off if the grass is too tall. I end up having to tilt it up at first 😭
The Midwest in me says lightning bugs
The rebel in me wants to say Lightning Flies out of spite 😅
The rebel in me wants to say Lightning Flies out of spite 😅
April 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The Midwest in me says lightning bugs
The rebel in me wants to say Lightning Flies out of spite 😅
The rebel in me wants to say Lightning Flies out of spite 😅
Also wildfires from Texas and Oklahoma are blowing smoke and ash up the Midwest. In Iowa we just had brown sludge rain 😰
March 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Also wildfires from Texas and Oklahoma are blowing smoke and ash up the Midwest. In Iowa we just had brown sludge rain 😰
Wish but my laptop can’t handle the game on lowest settings 😭
March 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Wish but my laptop can’t handle the game on lowest settings 😭
You are a documentary king 👑
February 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You are a documentary king 👑
Once had A Groot, Winter Soldier and Punisher when I was Rocket👏🏻🙌🏻
February 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Once had A Groot, Winter Soldier and Punisher when I was Rocket👏🏻🙌🏻