I'm telling you this because when I tell my fellow shoppers in the supermarket they are often so overwhelmed they can barely acknowledge me or have to urgently pass the information on to someone else using their mobile phone. Sometimes it disturbs them so much they simply run away.

December really is peak bag for life/tote season. In a decent festive period I get gifted at least half a dozen.

"Harry Cole Saves The West"? The lad can't even save his own waist/hairline

I've watched horror films during the day in there when there was probably only 2 other people in the building and the cat jumping on you mid film in those circumstances was most certainly not ideal.

I was trying to think when the last time I paid something similar was.

Also now thinking about retraining as a therapist whose answer to every client, no matter what their problem, is just "have you thought about buying yourself a new armchair?"

"we need a hard drive changing so are you alright to head into space after lunch?"

Utterly horrendous.