Chainsaws_n_meth
@chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social
YES, I’M LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. DID YOU NOT SEE MY USERNAME?
…..WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
January 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
…..WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
BRING ON THE SNOWFUCKALYPSE!
I’M NOT GOING OUTSIDE UNTIL TUESDAY!
I’M NOT GOING OUTSIDE UNTIL TUESDAY!
January 24, 2026 at 4:57 AM
BRING ON THE SNOWFUCKALYPSE!
I’M NOT GOING OUTSIDE UNTIL TUESDAY!
I’M NOT GOING OUTSIDE UNTIL TUESDAY!
YOU JUST KNOW PHILLIP RIVERS IS BLOWING UP PEYTON MANNING’S PHONE RIGHT NOW.
January 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
YOU JUST KNOW PHILLIP RIVERS IS BLOWING UP PEYTON MANNING’S PHONE RIGHT NOW.
OH! OH, MY! OH, DEAR!
January 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
OH! OH, MY! OH, DEAR!
I CAN HEAR THE SHOUTING IN THE BILLS LOCKER ROOM FROM WHERE I’M SITTING.
I’M SITTING ON MY COUCH IN WICHITA, KANSAS.
I’M SITTING ON MY COUCH IN WICHITA, KANSAS.
January 17, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I CAN HEAR THE SHOUTING IN THE BILLS LOCKER ROOM FROM WHERE I’M SITTING.
I’M SITTING ON MY COUCH IN WICHITA, KANSAS.
I’M SITTING ON MY COUCH IN WICHITA, KANSAS.
LOOKS LIKE THEY’LL BE SMOKING THE SAD METH IN JACKSONVILLE TONIGHT.
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
LOOKS LIKE THEY’LL BE SMOKING THE SAD METH IN JACKSONVILLE TONIGHT.
TOO EARLY! TOO SOON!
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
TOO EARLY! TOO SOON!
OOO! THERE’S AN AMBULANCE IN FRONT OF THE ARBY’S!
LOOKS LIKE MY BEEF ‘N CHEDDAR IS COMING WITH A SIDE OF DRAMA!
LOOKS LIKE MY BEEF ‘N CHEDDAR IS COMING WITH A SIDE OF DRAMA!
January 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
OOO! THERE’S AN AMBULANCE IN FRONT OF THE ARBY’S!
LOOKS LIKE MY BEEF ‘N CHEDDAR IS COMING WITH A SIDE OF DRAMA!
LOOKS LIKE MY BEEF ‘N CHEDDAR IS COMING WITH A SIDE OF DRAMA!
COWBOYS VS GIANTS? FUCK YOU, FOX! I WANT FALCONS VS SAINTS!
I DEMAND YOU SHOW ME ASS VS ASS TO DETERMINE WHICH OTHER PILE OF ASS WINS THE NFC ASS!
I DEMAND YOU SHOW ME ASS VS ASS TO DETERMINE WHICH OTHER PILE OF ASS WINS THE NFC ASS!
January 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
COWBOYS VS GIANTS? FUCK YOU, FOX! I WANT FALCONS VS SAINTS!
I DEMAND YOU SHOW ME ASS VS ASS TO DETERMINE WHICH OTHER PILE OF ASS WINS THE NFC ASS!
I DEMAND YOU SHOW ME ASS VS ASS TO DETERMINE WHICH OTHER PILE OF ASS WINS THE NFC ASS!
I’M FINE! I’M NOT DEHYDRATED! URINE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE ORANGE TOOTHPASTE!
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I’M FINE! I’M NOT DEHYDRATED! URINE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE ORANGE TOOTHPASTE!
THIS FUCKING ROSE PARADE IS CURRENTLY BEING SHOWN ON FOUR -FOUR!- DIFFERENT CHANNELS.
I HAVE NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING LESS.
I HAVE NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING LESS.
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
THIS FUCKING ROSE PARADE IS CURRENTLY BEING SHOWN ON FOUR -FOUR!- DIFFERENT CHANNELS.
I HAVE NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING LESS.
I HAVE NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING LESS.
WOO! DISHES AND GUNFIRE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
(I did the dishes, not the gunfire)
(I did the dishes, not the gunfire)
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 AM
WOO! DISHES AND GUNFIRE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
(I did the dishes, not the gunfire)
(I did the dishes, not the gunfire)
NOW’S THE TIME TO CLEAN UP ON AFTER-CHRISTMAS BARGAINS!
ORNAMENTS, WRAPPING PAPER, MISTLETOE TRAMP STAMP TATTOOS, ALL DIRT CHEAP!
ORNAMENTS, WRAPPING PAPER, MISTLETOE TRAMP STAMP TATTOOS, ALL DIRT CHEAP!
December 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
NOW’S THE TIME TO CLEAN UP ON AFTER-CHRISTMAS BARGAINS!
ORNAMENTS, WRAPPING PAPER, MISTLETOE TRAMP STAMP TATTOOS, ALL DIRT CHEAP!
ORNAMENTS, WRAPPING PAPER, MISTLETOE TRAMP STAMP TATTOOS, ALL DIRT CHEAP!
DID THEY EVER CATCH THAT ESCAPED POP-TART?
December 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
DID THEY EVER CATCH THAT ESCAPED POP-TART?
A POP-TART HAS BROKEN CONTAINMENT!
WE HAVE A ROGUE POP-TART!
WE HAVE A ROGUE POP-TART!
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A POP-TART HAS BROKEN CONTAINMENT!
WE HAVE A ROGUE POP-TART!
WE HAVE A ROGUE POP-TART!
YOU’RE HERE FOR A WELL-MATCHED FOOTBALL GAME BETWEEN TWO TOUGH, PHYSICAL, DISCIPLINED TEAMS.
I AM HERE TO SEE POP-TARTS GET RITUALISTICALLY MURDERED.
WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
I AM HERE TO SEE POP-TARTS GET RITUALISTICALLY MURDERED.
WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
December 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
YOU’RE HERE FOR A WELL-MATCHED FOOTBALL GAME BETWEEN TWO TOUGH, PHYSICAL, DISCIPLINED TEAMS.
I AM HERE TO SEE POP-TARTS GET RITUALISTICALLY MURDERED.
WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
I AM HERE TO SEE POP-TARTS GET RITUALISTICALLY MURDERED.
WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
BEST. FAKE PUNT. EVER.
December 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
BEST. FAKE PUNT. EVER.
THE LAUNDROMAT ON XMAS DAY IS … NOT CROWDED, BUT A LOT BUSIER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
December 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
THE LAUNDROMAT ON XMAS DAY IS … NOT CROWDED, BUT A LOT BUSIER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
FIFTY SIX!
THIS GAME IS NOT REAL.
THIS GAME IS NOT REAL.
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
FIFTY SIX!
THIS GAME IS NOT REAL.
THIS GAME IS NOT REAL.
RIVERS WITH A TWO MINUTE DRILL FOR THE WIN?
OR WILL HE DROP BACK AND GO DOWN WITH A SCIATICA FLARE-UP?
OR WILL HE DROP BACK AND GO DOWN WITH A SCIATICA FLARE-UP?
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
RIVERS WITH A TWO MINUTE DRILL FOR THE WIN?
OR WILL HE DROP BACK AND GO DOWN WITH A SCIATICA FLARE-UP?
OR WILL HE DROP BACK AND GO DOWN WITH A SCIATICA FLARE-UP?
SEAHAWKS FANS: ARE YOU PISSING BLOOD YET?
BECAUSE IF I WERE A SEAHAWKS FAN, I’D BE PISSING BLOOD RIGHT NOW.
BECAUSE IF I WERE A SEAHAWKS FAN, I’D BE PISSING BLOOD RIGHT NOW.
December 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
SEAHAWKS FANS: ARE YOU PISSING BLOOD YET?
BECAUSE IF I WERE A SEAHAWKS FAN, I’D BE PISSING BLOOD RIGHT NOW.
BECAUSE IF I WERE A SEAHAWKS FAN, I’D BE PISSING BLOOD RIGHT NOW.