Survivor comp designers: "We dragged the same old, sandy props out of our Fijian warehouse for the fifteenth time. The results may not surprise you!"

I would've bet a lot of money that there was no other human on earth watching those three specific things at the same time haha. I mean, even just the Morgan stream/pre-season NBA basketball combo would've been straining credibility 😂

holy crap these are the exact three things I was watching too (until the Bulls game ended anyway)

He's got that worn out look one only gets from shooting 27 hockey pucks whilst reeking of beer

Oh. Figures. I am usually always in a state of fury about that one

Definitely chose the right vocation 😁

Who has been trying to dunk on her? I'm totally out of the loop and I need to know who I should be furious at

She is so good at this

They need to put the Turners on Kele

Jag and Jas left at 5:14am and the other two teams were about 30min behind too

Ha! We feel the exact same way about this: bsky.app/profile/chai... 🥂

Oh wait no that was sea kraits #tar38