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Chad 💀 Riden
@chadriden.bsky.social
off the grid near Taos, NM. sustainable building, cute animals, comedy, nerdery. The views expressed here are YOURS. Don't blame me, dipshit. It's all you. #🇹🇩
I love that Sasha tried to "unalive" Trump by kicking a tent stake up his ass and now he can't stop shitting himself. I never thought I would get the backstory on Trump's incontinence let alone be delighted by it, so there is a bright side to all of this
January 14, 2026 at 5:25 AM
it's wild to me that conservatives are still playing politics. it's over.
January 13, 2026 at 5:19 AM
the NRA just announced they would be out shooting every ICE agent on sight if they weren't too busy with their new jobs as ICE agents
January 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
it is very funny when people with loud cars rev them up and then immediately hit their brakes bc they're going too fast or they have to stop at a stoplight or whatever. it's like omg a bad boy who also.. plays by the rules? what a complex character!
January 11, 2026 at 10:29 AM
reminder to shave your neck!
this message brought to you by the international consortium united to stop neckbeards, ICUSN
January 8, 2026 at 8:56 PM
has anybody checked in with the NRA about their plans for our tyrannical government or are they still too busy pegging each other in their bunkers?
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
pretty sure THIS illegal war for oil will be one we don't regret!
January 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
My New Year's resolution is to use the word "enshitification" as often as possible
December 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
MFers talk about upcoming elections as if we don't have definitive proof that our national elections have been compromised. Am I the only one that remembers our votes mean nothing and the billionaires run everything?
December 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
a haunted house but it is just my mom crying on Christmas Eve because of what I did to the Nativity scenes
December 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The only reason I know Logan Paul and Andrew Tate exist is because people on the internet tell me how bad they suck :: the only things I know about Creed are from comedians
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
this is directed at everybody who bought those black SUVs with white roofs: 🖕🖕
December 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My dad thinks Trumpy is the greatest human to ever human, but he also thinks the 1985 Chicago Bears' "super bowl shuffle" was the first rap song
December 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I *wish* I would be called to testify at a congressional hearing so I could promise that "I have not, nor do I ever plan to GAF" then throw up double middle fingers and crip walk out
December 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Trump's tariffs shutting down Jim Beam will be the final straw for a certain segment of the population that was totally cool with everything else
December 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I sure do hope our military is able to get antifa off of those oil tankers before Christmas !
December 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I sure do hope our military is able to get antifa off of those oil tankers before Christmas !
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Accidentally splashed some Nashville hot chicken grease directly into my eye and discovered a new kink
December 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Since the mid '80s he would go on Letterman about once a year with his new scam and everybody would just laugh in his face. I don't understand anybody who has a different reaction to the fortunate son of a slum lord who lost money running casinos 😵‍💫
December 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
when you're getting an eye exam you'll go through a few sets of "which one of these is less blurry" and then the doctor will say: "okay these are terrible but which is better: a or b?"
Why has that been the case my entire life? why is there not better equipment?
December 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The cashier said "Merry Christmas!" on my way out . I smiled and said, "hey, yeah!" I was not prepared for this bc I don't know what co-opted commercialized cultural appropriation they have sold you but the first day of Saturnalia is December 17th
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Saturnalia - Wikipedia
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December 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
There is an incredible amount of overlap between beauty pageants, groomers, and human trafficking just ask Erika Kirk
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December 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
if my dad doesn't have a Donald Trump Christmas tree topper I would be shocked
December 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM