LL Cool Beans
@chadlavin.bsky.social
Political theorist cosplaying as English professor.
Buffalo, USA.
Buffalo, USA.
The new Mike Myers movie looks boring.
December 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The new Mike Myers movie looks boring.
I think about this weird photo every time I see one of those LeBron James / Kevin Hart ads.
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I think about this weird photo every time I see one of those LeBron James / Kevin Hart ads.
Watching a show with these 2 actors in lead roles and I'm assuming the twist is that they're brothers.
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Watching a show with these 2 actors in lead roles and I'm assuming the twist is that they're brothers.
Throw it on the but-I-voted-for-him-because-bin of history
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Throw it on the but-I-voted-for-him-because-bin of history
Freezer burned shrimp cocktail & tater tots. (Cleaning out the freezer to get ready for next week)
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Freezer burned shrimp cocktail & tater tots. (Cleaning out the freezer to get ready for next week)
Didn't realize how much he looks like Carl Havoc
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Didn't realize how much he looks like Carl Havoc
This op-ed brought you to by Draft Kings.
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This op-ed brought you to by Draft Kings.
How bad is your party if you can't beat these folks?
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
How bad is your party if you can't beat these folks?
I was just calculating how much I'd be able to donate to progressive primary challengers next year.
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I was just calculating how much I'd be able to donate to progressive primary challengers next year.
Reading really excellent book but my spouse keeps reminding me of our household "outrage budget." (Only 2 expressions of outrage per day at home.)
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Reading really excellent book but my spouse keeps reminding me of our household "outrage budget." (Only 2 expressions of outrage per day at home.)
Finally got my family to watch some Halloween movies with me.
October 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Finally got my family to watch some Halloween movies with me.
My Senator, rising to the moment to deal with government shutdown, extrajudicial killings, and the other pressing issues in 2025
October 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My Senator, rising to the moment to deal with government shutdown, extrajudicial killings, and the other pressing issues in 2025
We worry about AI but actual humans are still deciding to air Maury
October 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We worry about AI but actual humans are still deciding to air Maury
Manufacturing Torment.
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Manufacturing Torment.
on the one hand, I'm as frustrated as anybody with the corporate media
on the other hand, how many more utterly damning stories do we need?
on the other hand, how many more utterly damning stories do we need?
October 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
on the one hand, I'm as frustrated as anybody with the corporate media
on the other hand, how many more utterly damning stories do we need?
on the other hand, how many more utterly damning stories do we need?
My university launched a new AI took called Lumi and I won't stop wondering if it's good for thigh folds.
October 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My university launched a new AI took called Lumi and I won't stop wondering if it's good for thigh folds.
I just found the spaghetti sauce recipe that my mom used to make and realized it somehow includes... soy sauce.
October 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I just found the spaghetti sauce recipe that my mom used to make and realized it somehow includes... soy sauce.
Hey Siri show me some bullshit that's not news.
October 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hey Siri show me some bullshit that's not news.
They all said my second half marathon would be harder than the first. They were right!
October 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
They all said my second half marathon would be harder than the first. They were right!
Some students complained that our readings are "too old" and now I'm wondering if it'll help to show them Frederick Douglass's house on Zillow
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Some students complained that our readings are "too old" and now I'm wondering if it'll help to show them Frederick Douglass's house on Zillow
I went for a run, mowed the lawn, and then decided to hit rock bottom on this fine Sunday afternoon.
September 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I went for a run, mowed the lawn, and then decided to hit rock bottom on this fine Sunday afternoon.
@lastweektonight.com all that hard work down the drain!!
September 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
@lastweektonight.com all that hard work down the drain!!
"Our rulers ... given power by our God"
Way to roll it all the way back to 1775!
Way to roll it all the way back to 1775!
September 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"Our rulers ... given power by our God"
Way to roll it all the way back to 1775!
Way to roll it all the way back to 1775!