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Chackanory
@chackanory.bsky.social
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trash mammal - innocent bistoner - tempus fuckit
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I dunno what this guy's deal is but SAME, birb, same
Close-up of the most startled and disheveled looking bird from the collection posted by OP
October 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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@bitterkarella.bsky.social
SHE'S HERE
The cover of Moonflow by Bitter Karella, featuring a woman's dissolving body below bone-coloured mushrooms that grow together into an elaborate skeleton. It looks a bit like a psychedelic band poster
September 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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This appeared directly below your post on my timeline
A toilet sign reading "men" and subtitles reading "ominous music"
August 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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For your edification:
Sewing machine diagram humorously mislabeled - "cryhole", "horn of Gondor", "flux capacitor" and the like
June 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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This little lady lives among my treasures next to my computer and LOOK AT THAT PINKY TOE, you cannot see it and not know that goodness exists in this world
My plant-headed lady reclining plumpy on a shelf full of stuff. Her pose is lady-like and one little pinky toe is perked up, like a little finger on a hand holding a fancy tea cup
May 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Oh nooo here have this
A cinnamon brown pibble face (with ears) resting in her fluffy dog bed
April 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Orders are open again for these soft gorgeous blankets!!
Blanket by kressendoe featuring a beast holding a large blossom in earthy jewel tones, with a border of flowers and starbursts
February 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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What is happening
The next post on my feed after this one is a Shakespeare quote also mentioning eggs (posting for clout?)
January 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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@kresendoe.bsky.social
My xmas present to myself arrived!
A beautiful blanket of a beast rampant holding a large unfurling bud as if it were a banner, there are stylised flowers along the edges. The colours are bold jewel tones on earthy background. Photo taken in my backyard to show it off in the sunlight
December 24, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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Post someone you’ve been told you look like, who you definitely don’t look like
Lucy Lawless, pictured here as Xena I fuckin wish
December 7, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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Roast Beef from the webcomic Achewood He went to space one time and to incentivise his return to earth his friends recreated the tv series Cheers He came back immediately and was filled with delight, pictured here His eyes are large and shining, and he is exclaiming "hee hee! Oh, hee hee hee!"
September 21, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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Frog with suspenders and a pistol, caption reads "Don't ever put me in a situation"
July 26, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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Sleeping dog with her head in my lap
July 25, 2024 at 7:42 AM
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My timeline, where Lena posts "I wish Elden ring would let me be more of a heal slut, I just wanna heal my wife is that so wrong" immediately above Stella saying "IS THIS BITCH HEALING WHEN AHE HITS ME"
July 2, 2024 at 8:12 AM
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tag yourself I'm "Mince Disappointment"
A Guide To British Food Pig Flaps 'n' Wheat (ham sandwich) Petrol Station Foetus (scotch egg) Booze Soup (god knows) Slurry Mulch (peas?) Brown (yep) Foreskins crumble tube (sausage roll) Buttered Stodge (now hear me out) Dry Potato Dry (chip butty) Innards Prison (meat pie) Devon Meat Envelope (pasty) Jam Clag (scone) Mince Disappointment (shepherd's pie)
July 1, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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Screenshot of this post being shared to a discord channel called mental health chat
May 9, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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Skeletor sees the sign that appears to encourage bagel fucking, sighs, and unzips
April 26, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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That stock photo of "bullying" in which three women surround a fourth woman, holding her gently by the hair and leaning in like kissing is about to happen
April 17, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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Screenshot of King Leonides from the movie Sparta with a speech bubble because he is shouting the contents of the quoted skeet. This was done as hamfistedly as possible on my phone
April 17, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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Sleepy dog with her paw in my hand
April 13, 2024 at 6:18 AM
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Two sleeby gorls
A close-up of a sleeping pitbull, all soft velvet wrinkles. My head is visible resting on her haunch, we are holding hands
April 6, 2024 at 6:57 AM
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Still from the Emperor's New Groove with edited captions that read Kronk: oh right, the brides! The brides for Stella
March 15, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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A soft snoozing pibble face snuggling a blanket
February 25, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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Happy Captain Cook Comeuppance Day, everybody! 🥰🥳
Unfinished painting The Death of Captain James Cook, 1794, Johan Zoffany Cook is on the ground clutching his useless soggy rifle, mouth agape and eyes boggling. Hawaiians are looming over him, one of them looks like he's winding up to kick the shit out of someone who deserves it
February 13, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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My precioussss
A sleeping dog, paw tucked up against her soft nose wrinkles
January 20, 2024 at 9:12 PM