Clam_Blitz
banner
chaaaarge.bsky.social
Clam_Blitz
@chaaaarge.bsky.social
Did you know that Sorella is an official sponsor of Clam Blitz?
Damn he gotchu good
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Idk probly like 45
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Idk probly like 35
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
10.2.0

Tenta Brella
Enta Sorella Brella
Tenta Brella CRE-M

Increased the sound made by the canopy regenerating after launch by approximately .5%.
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Hey that’s me!
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Definitely one of my favorite features in this game.
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You just need to trust in the heart of the clams.
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Cooler would allow it to flex into liter comps as well as flingza backline comps. It would be nice to see another midline/back cooler option.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Him calling out fofofo and gourmet race for not using blasters on TC was pretty funny too.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Now that’s what I call Clam Blitz
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Have you been heard of Jacques? Jacques is great.

youtu.be/-Wbw5rw_YGg?...
Jacques - Avec les mots
YouTube video by Jacques
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It should be
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I only care about your results in Clam Blitz
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Try switching to split joycons. I did that to free up my wrist when flicking my sloshes with dread. The motion control is just in the right joycon, which is nice, because you can move your hands independently.
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is actually great advice
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
No problem! You’re the best!
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Here’s a li’l link to how to use the best weapon in Splatoon, in salmon run.

youtu.be/qoTYl3zVemw?...
Weapon Guide: Recycled Brella 24 MK I in Salmon Run (Splatoon 3)
YouTube video by rachelskiiiiiii
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
There will be more third kits! I just know it! A bambrella mk III for me and a bamboozler mk III for you and a new 52 gal for that guy on the enemy team.
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
IMO It’s just a way to justify gatekeeping other players. Isolating the best players so they only get “good practice” by playing the same players over & over is how our top level got to the state it’s in now.

“Good practice” is practice with intention, repetition, strategy.
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Nice sex swing
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Backlines HATE him
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
That’s what I call her behind her back.
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sometimes you just gotta quit stuff and become a competitive Fire Emblem Heroes player
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM