Christopher Gronlund
@cgronlund.bsky.social
He/Him. I do a narrated short fiction podcast called Not About Lumberjacks (http://nolumberjacks.com). When not doing that, I like juggling, canoeing, hiking, and playing Irish tunes on my mandolin - even though I'm not very good Ⓥ
Waaaaaay too young 😔
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Waaaaaay too young 😔
"Things are great, as long as you don't eat, need shelter, power any electronics or require heating and cooling, need to get from one point to another, or...see doctors for any reason...
"Now, we'll remind you if you buy a daily coffee or avocado toast, you deserve to suffer!"
"Now, we'll remind you if you buy a daily coffee or avocado toast, you deserve to suffer!"
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Things are great, as long as you don't eat, need shelter, power any electronics or require heating and cooling, need to get from one point to another, or...see doctors for any reason...
"Now, we'll remind you if you buy a daily coffee or avocado toast, you deserve to suffer!"
"Now, we'll remind you if you buy a daily coffee or avocado toast, you deserve to suffer!"
RJ City is back to stealing pies cooling on windowsills like a cartoon character, and people demand answers…
“Why?” he says. “Why does the sun rise? Why do birds suddenly appear? A simple truth: I’m not passing up free pies! Protect your pies!”
“Why?” he says. “Why does the sun rise? Why do birds suddenly appear? A simple truth: I’m not passing up free pies! Protect your pies!”
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
RJ City is back to stealing pies cooling on windowsills like a cartoon character, and people demand answers…
“Why?” he says. “Why does the sun rise? Why do birds suddenly appear? A simple truth: I’m not passing up free pies! Protect your pies!”
“Why?” he says. “Why does the sun rise? Why do birds suddenly appear? A simple truth: I’m not passing up free pies! Protect your pies!”
Sixty full-length stories. Then a few handfuls of shorter tales with the Christmas episodes. But yep!
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Sixty full-length stories. Then a few handfuls of shorter tales with the Christmas episodes. But yep!
It's a bit crisp out there! Would much rather be out hiking than logging into work!
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It's a bit crisp out there! Would much rather be out hiking than logging into work!
Probably not a bad idea to listen to the first story first (sequels and all)...
nolumberjacks.com/the-art-of-t...
nolumberjacks.com/the-art-of-t...
The Art of the Lumberjack
When Erik has a heart attack and is told to rest, he finally reads a book left to him by his father. What he finds inside changes him forever...
nolumberjacks.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Probably not a bad idea to listen to the first story first (sequels and all)...
nolumberjacks.com/the-art-of-t...
nolumberjacks.com/the-art-of-t...
Hahahahaha...yeah, especially Moranis's puppy dog eyes! 😂
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Hahahahaha...yeah, especially Moranis's puppy dog eyes! 😂
They are so damned good! ❤️
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
They are so damned good! ❤️
Friggin’ hell! Poor guy, poor family, and poor dog!
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Friggin’ hell! Poor guy, poor family, and poor dog!
It’s so charming at times and then “Holy shit!” brutal.
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
It’s so charming at times and then “Holy shit!” brutal.
Aside from RiffTrax stuff with friends, the last movie I believe I've seen in a theater was Mad Max: Fury Road.
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Aside from RiffTrax stuff with friends, the last movie I believe I've seen in a theater was Mad Max: Fury Road.
A good friend owns the first theater in Texas to show 3D movies. He's still going, but man: it's rough!
Locally, so many movie theaters are horrible. But there's Alamo Drafthouse and others where you don't have to deal with people being loud and horrible and...GET OFF MY LAWN!!! 😉
Locally, so many movie theaters are horrible. But there's Alamo Drafthouse and others where you don't have to deal with people being loud and horrible and...GET OFF MY LAWN!!! 😉
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
A good friend owns the first theater in Texas to show 3D movies. He's still going, but man: it's rough!
Locally, so many movie theaters are horrible. But there's Alamo Drafthouse and others where you don't have to deal with people being loud and horrible and...GET OFF MY LAWN!!! 😉
Locally, so many movie theaters are horrible. But there's Alamo Drafthouse and others where you don't have to deal with people being loud and horrible and...GET OFF MY LAWN!!! 😉
Artist credit: @smoothdunk2.bsky.social
(If I have that wrong, holler...)
(If I have that wrong, holler...)
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Artist credit: @smoothdunk2.bsky.social
(If I have that wrong, holler...)
(If I have that wrong, holler...)
It’s gross in every way. He’s a sleepy, orange scab of a human-ish thing.
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It’s gross in every way. He’s a sleepy, orange scab of a human-ish thing.
I love this--thanks for sharing! I worked on a loading dock at a big printer in Dallas (movie posters, advertisements, etc.), and early on, self-published comic books. A couple friends are printers, so I will always have a love for printed matter. The first issue is so damned delightful!
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I love this--thanks for sharing! I worked on a loading dock at a big printer in Dallas (movie posters, advertisements, etc.), and early on, self-published comic books. A couple friends are printers, so I will always have a love for printed matter. The first issue is so damned delightful!
Down to the newsprint smell, it’s sooooo cool! ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Down to the newsprint smell, it’s sooooo cool! ❤️
Thank you again for the updates. My copy arrived today in North Texas 😀
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Thank you again for the updates. My copy arrived today in North Texas 😀
Thanks for the update. I subscribed back in July and was wondering if it was not sent, lost in the mail, or held up by USPS.
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Thanks for the update. I subscribed back in July and was wondering if it was not sent, lost in the mail, or held up by USPS.
The first punk album I ever bought. That song still makes me laugh!
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The first punk album I ever bought. That song still makes me laugh!
