This is on the official White House website. We are living in the darkest timeline.

The only problem I have with the JD Vance memes is that my brain is stupid an now over corrects his inflated face. So now in my head Vance’s face looks like the “alpha male” image a congressman posted after the VP debate

So this quote is often attributed to Napoleon…

New conspiracy theory: Melania Trump is the hat man

There is no way Trump is not going save it so he can be the “hero of free speech” despite starting all of this

In honor of Thanksgiving here is my dog (Sassy) who I am very grateful for

Reductress is the only reason why I am surviving

Since Trump’s cabinet is a junk drawer I believe it will be slightly better if he creates a Department of cheese and appoints my dog to head it.
Her qualifications:
-she loves cheese
-she only eats cheese

Here is one of Jordan Klepper’s best one liners in honor of us being in the darkest timeline