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Alexander
@cesar1516.bsky.social
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Dihydrogen monoxide fanatic, based and truepilled
Im trans. Trans the skeleton.
Bisexual, she/her
tumblr is @/cesar5156
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A screenshot from the first interaction with the original Starwalker edited to have the Starwalker and susie gaster color swapped, with dialog reading "These quiet people are Pissing me off...". The image has heavy jpeg compression
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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"I cant do anything"
Baruch spinoza(guy who probably doesnt believe in free will) drawn over as jevil deltarune
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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the "DAMN!!!!!!!" bird(aka pukeko) curified to be frisk from undertale with the caption "DETERMINATION!!!!!!!"
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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fun(?) fact: most likely after ozzy osbourne's death, crazy train by him shot up on songsterr so much that it surpassed the popularity of master of puppets by metallica, which was number one for a long time.
the search tab on Songsterr, that has, in order of popularity as its displayed on it, Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne, Master of Puppets, Fade to Black and Nothing Else Matters by Metallica, Iron Man, Paranoid and War Pigs by Black Sabbath, Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin, Mr. Crowley by Ozzy Osbourne, Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses and an Ozzy Osbourne song thats blocked by a Songsterr ad.
July 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Haven’t made a comic in a while
A stick figure with a knife is chasing another(most likely named “area”) stick figure while saying “YOU KILLED MY FATHER! DIE, AREA!!!!!”. The next panel shows a diagram related to diarrhea(I think) saying “Diarrhea… I like that name.”
April 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Huge line of absolute peak
A shuffle list from the Documents app. It includes: Sugar and B.Y.O.B by System of A Down, Sonne by Rammstein, Ruined Castle Corridor from Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow, Yasumi Jikan Desuka from Azumanga Daioh, Zombie by The Cranberries, Radio/Video by System of A Down, War Without Reason from ULTRAKILL and Tornado Of Souls by Megadeth.
April 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Those are NOT the chapters for this video
A screenshot from a Family Guy funnies video with the chapter “What If We Turned On Voyager 1’s Camera?” Highlighted as the current one.
April 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Those who blow:
April 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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double it and give it to the next person
An IRS agent with a clipboard is at someone's door telling him "Sir, you owe us taxes"; the man responds "Double it and give it to the next person".
March 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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people at strip clubs:
eminem throwing a massive 100 dollar bill stack
February 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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when you feel like you have to fart but you have diarrhea
a revolver with its cylinder exposed, showing a single round in the top chamber
February 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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“what did i tell you about getting shot in the heart”
February 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
February 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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February 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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the dude when he finally came up with a word for the duct of which the human body expels waste from the bladder and is also the duct that expels semen in the case of the male reproductive system:
February 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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hello everybody my name is market pliers
a stick man and markiplier are having a conversation. Mark begins with “what do you do for a living?” and the stickman responds “i market pliers”; mark responds to that with “say that again…”
February 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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sniper elite
a dude holding an mosin nagant while looking down a sight, and his head is getting an x ray by the camera as a bullet approaches him. he thinks to himself “why do i feel like my skull is being cut by a boolean to show my brain?”
January 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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this is a robbery
a man in a ski mask is robbing a store saying “PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! THIS IS A ROBBERY!!! GIVE ME THE WIFI PASSWORD!!!!!!!”
January 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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im going to power scale tomo chan in this scene because of the mach cone
January 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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imagine meeting your partner through the mega chat
January 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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the bots have found me
January 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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it was diesel #heavyfortressfanart
Silje shooting a gas canister filled with diesel with a pistol while its airborne.
December 19, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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i dont know ho to caption this #heavyfortressfanart
Silje smoking the Glorblunt. She has bloodshot eyes and the Glorblunt is shaking its legs.
December 17, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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glorblunt #heavyfortessfanart
a blunt made glorb that is about to fall
December 13, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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this shit does not look good on paper
November 12, 2024 at 12:45 AM