Just means you gotta get big enough that your gut hangs down there even when you're standing straight up

(well, as straight as you could with such a heavy belly attached to your front)

Musoko fomu Mo'lobo wipamu.. Malula fomu Mo'lobo wipamu..

Hm, aren't Mandalorians supposed to have a proud warrior culture? This one looks like it's too much of a fatass to do anything of that sort.

Yeah, I suppose it would be pretty recognizable for the same fat robot to come in day after day, its gut inching out bit by bit every visit...

Preparing the world for when you get even more massive than you already are..

Gotta go so fat that everyone knows there's no chance that shirt will come remotely *close* to fitting you ever again...

Eating a bunch of pizza to grow your fat ass and make your dick hard .. sounds like a very likely prophecy to me!

Ourgh .. big heavy soldier ...

Well, it's pretty accurate, isn't it, fatass?

I think a fat bot like you deserves that every once in a while, don't you? A reward for making sure to keep yourself nice and full...

I dunno, that looks like a win on your part. Isn't it the goal to get so stuffed you end up beached and barely even coherent enough to type? Because it sure seems like you achieved that.

Food dumpster does seem like a role that'd fit you pretty well. All you gotta do is keep your mouth open and swallow everything given to you like a good disposal bot

And if every day ends with you beached, only to wake up the next day to pile more into a still-bloated belly... doesn't seem too bad.

Posts of people being Normal about Thanksgiving interspersed with posts of people DEFINITELY being NOT Normal about Thanksgiving...

Chat what do we think the over/under on me finding out I have a robot transformation kink (or something similar) at the ripe old age of 20-something is