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certifiedarmadillo.bsky.social
Slim Shady
@certifiedarmadillo.bsky.social
(Parody account)
The Real Sim Shady
Reposted by Slim Shady
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Eh imma do a rebrand here
December 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Does anyone genuinely care about this app anymore
June 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Wow elon and trump got divorced
Now kanye and vance get two christmases ig
My personal theory is that trump was cheating on him with biden
That bidussy was too much to resist
...
Ok im never speaking again
June 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
June 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Ah bluesky
It feels so good to be back
(Watch as i never come back again and continue on twitter lmao)
May 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
February 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Fuck it
I'm bringing back the #certified4president arc
Vote for me
February 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Guys I'm here to say that I, certified armadillo enjoyer, own the rights to officer bald as a character, and if you use him, I will sue you, and I'm going to kill you, so lock your doors or else I will be under your bed
February 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
February 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
February 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
8 mile sketch
February 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Might try this
January 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My president arc is over
I lost the election to officer bald and his vice president Mr. Washee washee
It's joever
January 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
January 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Btw I go by she/her now btw
That's pretty much it
Bye
January 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
8 MILE IS PEAK CINEMA AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM