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Ceritus
@ceritusorbis.com
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Your chill uncle with guns and pot,
who rails on capitalists a whole lot

420 || Ally || 2A for All || 🏴🚩

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Morning tea adventures
Four containers on a kitchen counter: a tumbler, a carton of heavy whipping cream, a measuring cup filled with hot water and tea, and a black mug filled with hot water and a different kind of tea
January 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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Found a couple of antiques yesterday
Two Classic iPods, a black 6th gen on the left, and a white 5th gen on the right
January 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Drop some COATS 🧥 🖤 🥼
Twelve Doctors stand side by side in Day of the Doctor
January 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Finally got a decent night's rest after a week of restless bullshit.

(Btw that blip at 5am was me getting up and leading my dog back to her bed because she got up and lost track of her bearings)
A sleep chart that shows most of my night spent in deep sleep, except for a spike at 5am. Best sleep I've had since 2026 started.
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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who would win?
Soundwave Hatsune Miku
January 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Why would I do such a thing?
It says, "Reveal your crush!"
January 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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imo whoever laid the tile did this intentionally
A Facebook post on a group called "Things with Faces" by a user named David Messina. His post reads, "Someone told me my shower wall looks like 'a sword fight', but I have no idea what they're talking about" The attached image shows large slabs of fake marble with the same pattern on them side-by-side. But to hide the pattern, one of the tiles is upside-down. This unfortunately makes the pattern seem like two penises touching each other by the tips.
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Made some pizza! Who wants a slice?
A home made pizza with bacon, pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, and bell peppers sprinkled on top
January 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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Name a film you saw on VHS
The Star Wars Trilogy Special Edition on VHS
January 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Ah yes another restless night where I woke up every two hours for no reason at all. Awesome
My sleep chart from last night. It looks jagged with multiple periods of going from sleeping to awake every few hours.
January 9, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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nice
A map of the United States that shows which states I have lived in, stayed at, visited, stopped, passed, want to be at, or have never been. Each level gives a score, and mine sits nicely at 69.
January 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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"raggy i rucked up" is gonna be my catchphrase from now on

(comic by @zooted-comics.bsky.social)
A comic by @zooted-comics.bsky.social Panel 1: the artist asks shaggy, "Shaggy is your Dog ok?" Panel 2: Shaggy turns to his dog off panel and says, "Like zoinks scoob! I think you overdid it on the scooby snacks!" Panel 3: Scooby with his mouth open, tongue lolling, and eyes bloodshot red. Panel 4: Slightly zoomed in and rotated Scooby with the same exact look as in P3, but here he says, "Raggy I rucked up."
January 7, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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age gets all of us 😔
A meme comic about Nyan cat. The first panel shows the classic Nyan cat flying through space. It says, "remember Nyan cat". The second panel is a real life cat, a fat one, lying on the floor with a rainbow shining on its belly. It says, "this is him now".
January 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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A popular photograph of a protester in England holding up a sign that says "I am a free man, I am not a number." It has been paired with the Woman Yelling at Cat meme, where the woman insists that his intent is clear. The cat calmly disagrees and says, "I am a free I am not man, a number."
January 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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I've been blocked by 120 people! Celebrate with me! 🎉
A Clearsky report for @ceritusorbis.com showing that the profile has been blocked by 120 Bluesky users.
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Ten more days until Frieren Season 2
Frieren has somehow found herself once again half-devoured by a mimic.
January 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Introduce yourself with 4 indie games~
The Alters Stalker Quasimorph Nightingale
January 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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me is write good
A snippet of a YouTube script, where the word "optimized" has been incorrectly spelled "optimizatized" which is basically a Scrabble cheat word
January 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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Introduce yourself with 4 video games!
Star Citizen The Forever Winter Final Fantasy Tactics Fallout New Vegas
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Drop someone ANGRY
Guts slowly loses himself after first donning the Berserker Armor
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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My 2026 SwearSky Word is gobshite
January 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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here's what I ended up with, i wanna call it hypnorifle
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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Maxxed out Gara in Warframe, and have switched to Octavia. Didn't realize I had gotten her blueprint last time I played.

Anyway, had no idea that she has a music sequencer in her arsenal, so I'm gonna be fucking with that all day probably
Octavia's Mandachord in Warframe. It's basically a circular sequencer on a permanent loop, and with a good amount of variety. There's three different instrument types: percussion, bass, and melody. Multiple instruments can be purchased, but the default one is called "Adau". There's limited ability mix and isolate tracks, but no effects to apply after.
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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Picture of the staff who operate my account:
The bridge crew of the SDF-1 Macross. From left to right: Misa Hayase, Claudia Grant, Kim Kabirov, Vanessa Laird, and Shammy Milliome.
January 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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My Zero:2 got delivered today and I can finally ditch my headphones and my earbuds. Hopefully these sound excellent
A pair of Zero:2 in-ear monitors still nestled in their packaging. Their color scheme is brushed copper on translucent black.
January 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM