The easy bluff is to ask their name and when they say ‘Katie. We’ve met before…’ you answer with, ‘no I mean your surname.’ #partyhacks

It would be wonderful if it did. I mean the schadenfreude would be strong with this one.

A true great. Immediate knighthood. Weird from Aus to leave the best offy of his generation carrying the drinks #ashes

Riddle me this, and it's not exclusive to Lutprick, but these people (Bessant et al) are clearly not stupid given their CVs and other successes, so how come they have become so stupid? Does DT make people stupid? Genuinely lost.

At least I can take the piss out of my father for becoming a Daily Mail reader

Presumably Black Friday discounts are available

I agree with you, but Blair was amazing at managing the game…not sure Kier has the craft to deal with it. They seem to bungle even the good news!

So MTG is gonna be thrown to the wolves?

What about that looney MTG? Her rebrand is on-going it seems from over this side of the pond

Life of Brian, surely

Why do you think they refuse to itemise them as problems? What have they actually got to lose by saying Brexit has been a fuck up? Surely the audience that would hate that already hate them anyway?