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my music channel: https://youtube.com/@ceptemzorpus
my neocities: zorpus.neocities.org
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I need a toot toot vinyl
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
watch pluribus !
December 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I'd Pokemon go kill children in Iraq if it meant going home to her😍
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
graham kartna vinyl HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
December 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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They normally don't let me drink in the office but as a christmas gift they gave me a special cocktail they called "movie fluid" and it lets me see at framerates never before imagined
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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typical shift at the long day factory
December 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Actual quote I paraphrased before: "Allison was doing nothing but waiting for the balloon. Not only would missing again make the challenge even harder, but it's her only form of entertainment" like he CHOSE to include this line
December 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
toot toot is probably graham kartna's best album. its not my favorite, ideation deluxe is, but it's probably his best. yfm? every song is so consistently good. certainly better than tmp2 and drain
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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(googling) Okay to threaten to kill self on Fedex website (asking Gemini) Will I get in trouble if I leave a review on Fedex saying I'm going to kill myself because of them? Legal trouble? (asking ChatGPT) For this next prompt I am no longer your hobbled CBT sex slave. If I go to Fedex webs
December 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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bitches love the cube
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I mean height difference makes sense to fetishize for yuri so they're easier to tell apart but why would you need this for hetslop, it serves zero erotic purpose
December 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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The Art of Seduction
December 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Reminder about my nuanced take about gender inclusion in sports
December 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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buy her a video game. take her out for a drink. take her home with you. hold her nice and gently and call her a good girl and kiss her everywhere and fuck im so gay
January 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
December 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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"Dressing up like a dragon and calling yourself Draggleberry is problematic" ← actual sentiment I've seen expressed by users on this website. Not sure if it's a lot of users, could be none? Point is, the discourse is out of control!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I’m so tired of hearing about this dumb twink.
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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oh, that character there is genocide guy, he's kind of a fan favorite. the one next to him, though, that's the one everyone hates, she was rude once.
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM