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horrible
booking the two airplane seats on either side of me so truth and lies have a place to sit
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
boooooo
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
sounds like you're bad at your job if people don't like your product and you don't know why... but what do I know I'm not a billionaire.
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"it's not you it's the car"

lol no, it actually is you
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
lol you're an idiot, Jonathan
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
he's got anti-soup hackers trying to gain access to Campbell's systems 24/7
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
*me at the high of psychosis* you guys are telling me you've NEVER heard of Factor Fexcectorn?
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
we love max miller don't we folks
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
okay guess he's no longer pretending his obsession isn't sexual
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
ever notice how much the media pushes and normalizes the narrative that we need to work without rest until we die
A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
even if this were true which its not, it would be a fucking disaster for our society and our economy
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
you're arguing with a fictional comedy skit
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
they're so right. that is where I get my drugs.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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holy shit put down the trumpet and move man your head is about to become a Gallagher punchline!!!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I mean you can't really compartmentalize it like this when plenty of great journalists get laid off or switch careers and people like Nuzzi and Lizza stay employed
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
just like how the wall street journal tried to run with the story that Kirk's murderer was trans with zero evidence. our media only exists to manufacture consent.
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
holy shit put down the trumpet and move man your head is about to become a Gallagher punchline!!!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
just like you can make up that Biden has experienced zero mental decline in the same fashion that Trump supporters do about Trump.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
does the theory that two very old men could both be experiencing mental decline just absolutely shatter your reality?
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
you're literally just gaslighting people lol this is gross behavior, Jeff
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM