Two ibuprofen and a bottle of Gatorade is all you need.

I'm sure spellcheck has made my spelling worse, so turning it off will probably boost my brianpower. And then I won't have to worry about autocorrect replacing organism with orgasm, etc.

Many people have noted that the Primary / Social / Forums / Updates tabs are missing when you do this 👀. You can recreate these manually using the "Multiple Inbox" setup in settings. Basically, tell your inbox to include emails tagged "inbox" and exclude the social / forums / updates.

Certainly not. Were there crackpots?
I am hearing some groans from the England cricket fan in my house this morning though.

She would though.

The best cricket is the Hundreds because you get two nice short games and one of them is the women's game, which it turns out I do care about more than the men's game. And! The teams are all sponsored by different KP snacks! Hula Hoops, Butterkist, Tyrells crisps, etc. So that is fun.

The new Outlook icon looks like a blue version of my banking app icon. Here's me constantly thinking I have a bank alert.

Naps are great. There should be more encouragement for siesta taking across the world.

(Narrator: his intellect was not that great.)

Yeah, I'm gonna need to hear Larry articulate exactly what the harm and pain were and how he caused them, because there is no way he is actually taking responsibility for any of this, apart from getting caught plotting a campaign of workplace sexual harassment with a convicted sex offender.