Oh nope this is the fucking flu and I'm in the middle of a bunch of important work shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh what, fucking nothing's sacred

Aww sorry to hear, hope you’re better soon

Damn, I’m sorry ><

Clown World should have its orbit destabilized to send it careening into the sun

"Did I tell you about my time as a demon lord"

"okay grandma let's get you to bed"

I hope I'm that dry and witty when I'm old

Both my parents had passed before social media began to become adopted en masse (aka Facebutt was still primarily for college students), so I can't directly compare, but I know I kept my dad's phone in my contacts for ages. Just didn't feel right getting rid of it. That shit's hard.

Big, big same. My ADHD has been severe ever since the big snowstorm + frigid weather and I'm so looking forward to the upper-50s next week. Getting out of bed has felt nearly impossible

Okay yeah this hurts like hell, it’s getting very slightly worse by the day