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Celestial Bagel
@celestialbagel.bsky.social
He/They. Cis man. 40 years old. Polyam. Lover of history, ttrpg, story telling, video games, cinephile, being outdoors.Trying this space out, looking to make friends, be a flirt, and share some dope memes
Honeypatch and Koginut Squash soup with chicken broth, garlic/onion powder, HEB's hayride bacon(look it up), toasted garlic and walnuts with lao gan ma and Parmesan cheese

My wife is a witch and their cauldron brews the most amazing soups and stews 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Thank you so @childlessgambino.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Y'all...my wife just made a honey patch Squatch soup with Parmesan, crispy bacon, black garlic and laoganma 🤤🤤🤤
Y'all...YALL!!!
Thank you so much @childlessgambino.bsky.social
I love you!!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
😂😂🤣🤣

Look at these bros working together to put Caesar's crown back on.
August 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Post a random pic or everything will go bad in August?!
F*ck that. Im not taking that chance
August 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot you like that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers

Ignoring the obvious Terminator and Bender, I don't know if I've ever affectionately referenced a robot more than this little guy, especially with @childlessgambino.bsky.social
"Robut!"
July 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Post the first CD you ever owned
July 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
June 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Never not chuckling at this 😆
June 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Those are delicious but these are peak easter candy for me
April 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Gorgeous! 😍😍😍
🎨+🥚 =
March 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
March 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
40 plus appreciation post. Repost if you feel the urge.

I turned 40 this year and am honestly feeling more attractive now than I have in a good while
November 24, 2024 at 8:25 PM
First real hair cut in 4 years and I love it!
November 14, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I know others like more horror or scary films but this is how I cap off Halloween at my house 🎃🎃
November 1, 2023 at 2:02 AM
October 26, 2023 at 2:14 PM
To the best of my ability I. Am. On. My
WAY!!
October 18, 2023 at 1:36 AM
I am simultaneously dead and full of life at being seen by you 🖤❤️💜
October 18, 2023 at 12:19 AM
It's true
October 18, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Finally beat Zelda, feelin cute and accomplished, will definitely forget to delete later
October 14, 2023 at 6:11 AM
September 4, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Yep!

Also, reskeet if you think I'm pretty?? 🖤🥺
September 4, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Short, fluffy king reporting for short bf duty
August 9, 2023 at 2:10 PM
Y'all, it's worth it at 3 minutes, go check this out and just fuggin melt to this hottie!
August 9, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Definitely worth every penny!
August 9, 2023 at 2:00 PM
With respect
August 8, 2023 at 1:42 AM