Cel S. 🍁
@celestaria.bsky.social
"It's not just x, it's y, and honestly? That's z!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"It's not just x, it's y, and honestly? That's z!"
The web dev in me wants to point out that the labels *are* alt-text...
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The web dev in me wants to point out that the labels *are* alt-text...
I get that you're probably cool, but when anti-vaxxers came to Ottawa they brought hot tubs, so... 🤷
October 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I get that you're probably cool, but when anti-vaxxers came to Ottawa they brought hot tubs, so... 🤷
Depends. I'd like an option that lets me choose which regions' politics I'm interested in while also letting me ignore anything happening in sports in any part of the world.
October 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Depends. I'd like an option that lets me choose which regions' politics I'm interested in while also letting me ignore anything happening in sports in any part of the world.
Too many folks are sleeping on "The Jaunt".
October 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Too many folks are sleeping on "The Jaunt".
Vs Robert Bourassa 2 blocks over which prioritizes cars and forces you to wait for 2 different lights before you can cross it.
October 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Vs Robert Bourassa 2 blocks over which prioritizes cars and forces you to wait for 2 different lights before you can cross it.
"The system also monitors pedestrians, cyclists and emergency vehicles, and alters traffic-light timing as necessary." This is the part I'm most interested in. Driving up McGill at rush hour is slow, but that's because the lights are timed so it won't take 30 min for pedestrians get to Square Vic.
October 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"The system also monitors pedestrians, cyclists and emergency vehicles, and alters traffic-light timing as necessary." This is the part I'm most interested in. Driving up McGill at rush hour is slow, but that's because the lights are timed so it won't take 30 min for pedestrians get to Square Vic.
I propose "My Gob!"
October 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I propose "My Gob!"
Jesus: "That's... sure, fine. So you'll reign in the Four Horsemen a little?"
God: "Haha. No. I'm going to go post rumors of a Keanu Reeves health scare instead..."
/4
God: "Haha. No. I'm going to go post rumors of a Keanu Reeves health scare instead..."
/4
October 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Jesus: "That's... sure, fine. So you'll reign in the Four Horsemen a little?"
God: "Haha. No. I'm going to go post rumors of a Keanu Reeves health scare instead..."
/4
God: "Haha. No. I'm going to go post rumors of a Keanu Reeves health scare instead..."
/4
Jesus: "That's what I keep telling you. Humans are weird. They'll be absolutely horrible to each other, then turn around and do the right thing, not out of principle but as a favour to someone they've never met but kinda like."
God: "Well yes. That's why I sent you down there to die, son."
/3
God: "Well yes. That's why I sent you down there to die, son."
/3
October 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Jesus: "That's what I keep telling you. Humans are weird. They'll be absolutely horrible to each other, then turn around and do the right thing, not out of principle but as a favour to someone they've never met but kinda like."
God: "Well yes. That's why I sent you down there to die, son."
/3
God: "Well yes. That's why I sent you down there to die, son."
/3
God: "Wait, you're going to kill Dolly Parton?"
Jesus: "No, Dad, just wait..."
(2 hours later...)
God: "Oh me! I'm getting prayers from people who people who haven't prayed in 20 years. Some of these folks don't even believe in me."
/2
Jesus: "No, Dad, just wait..."
(2 hours later...)
God: "Oh me! I'm getting prayers from people who people who haven't prayed in 20 years. Some of these folks don't even believe in me."
/2
October 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
God: "Wait, you're going to kill Dolly Parton?"
Jesus: "No, Dad, just wait..."
(2 hours later...)
God: "Oh me! I'm getting prayers from people who people who haven't prayed in 20 years. Some of these folks don't even believe in me."
/2
Jesus: "No, Dad, just wait..."
(2 hours later...)
God: "Oh me! I'm getting prayers from people who people who haven't prayed in 20 years. Some of these folks don't even believe in me."
/2
To the non-tech folks, you can even edit text directly in your browser and make it look like the person has said whatever you want. It's ridiculously easy.
October 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
To the non-tech folks, you can even edit text directly in your browser and make it look like the person has said whatever you want. It's ridiculously easy.
Tone analysis would mostly come in if the vitriol is directed towards you, the poster, I think?
OP: "I hate Mondays"
Good response: "Yeah, fuck Mondays"
Good response: "Hah. I'm a waitress. Mondays are my Saturdays."
Filtered response: "I hate you, you [insert slur here]."
OP: "I hate Mondays"
Good response: "Yeah, fuck Mondays"
Good response: "Hah. I'm a waitress. Mondays are my Saturdays."
Filtered response: "I hate you, you [insert slur here]."
October 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Tone analysis would mostly come in if the vitriol is directed towards you, the poster, I think?
OP: "I hate Mondays"
Good response: "Yeah, fuck Mondays"
Good response: "Hah. I'm a waitress. Mondays are my Saturdays."
Filtered response: "I hate you, you [insert slur here]."
OP: "I hate Mondays"
Good response: "Yeah, fuck Mondays"
Good response: "Hah. I'm a waitress. Mondays are my Saturdays."
Filtered response: "I hate you, you [insert slur here]."
I think they're talking more about topic than tone. If I post an question like "Why does everyone hate Nestle?" and get a bunch of angry replies about Nestle, they're still relevant where as an Esty link from someone selling their own chocolate probably isn't angry, but also isn't relevant.
October 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I think they're talking more about topic than tone. If I post an question like "Why does everyone hate Nestle?" and get a bunch of angry replies about Nestle, they're still relevant where as an Esty link from someone selling their own chocolate probably isn't angry, but also isn't relevant.
You're replying to a guy called "Monster Bumface".
October 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You're replying to a guy called "Monster Bumface".
It's normal for all of us to take our shoes off inside, but you can tell which of my relatives grew up in rural houses with wood stoves based on whether they provide slippers. Some of my elderly relatives used to bring them in their purses just in case.
September 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's normal for all of us to take our shoes off inside, but you can tell which of my relatives grew up in rural houses with wood stoves based on whether they provide slippers. Some of my elderly relatives used to bring them in their purses just in case.
Fortunately, I stocked up on European Tylenol the last time I was overseas. They use paracetamol over there, which is much easier to pronounce and therefore more natural!
(Yes, it's the same drug).
(Yes, it's the same drug).
September 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Fortunately, I stocked up on European Tylenol the last time I was overseas. They use paracetamol over there, which is much easier to pronounce and therefore more natural!
(Yes, it's the same drug).
(Yes, it's the same drug).
Yeah... Folks are out her complaining about how the algorithm sensors "artistic nudity", meanwhile the bottom of my discover feed is 3 guys having a threesome, some dude whipping his dick out in a park, and a cartoon wolf inflating her breasts like balloons. And I have "NSFW" turned off.
September 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Yeah... Folks are out her complaining about how the algorithm sensors "artistic nudity", meanwhile the bottom of my discover feed is 3 guys having a threesome, some dude whipping his dick out in a park, and a cartoon wolf inflating her breasts like balloons. And I have "NSFW" turned off.
The Salon and The Quarry?
September 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Salon and The Quarry?
Well, not literally paying their way. Decline payment for? Hopefully you get what I mean.
August 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Well, not literally paying their way. Decline payment for? Hopefully you get what I mean.