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Jere
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My personality is like 90% “dachshund dad.” Quality Engineer in the automotive industry, General-Purpose nerd. He/Him
Let’s do what the founding fathers did and refer to ourselves by our states. Oh, you don’t know what Minnesota is? Well, get on it. I know what Liechtenstein is, meet me halfway.
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The people on the inner ring of that roundabout…
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The thing about generics is that they’re manufactured by the same plants that do name brand, but with broader tolerances for quality. You can absolutely tell the difference between great value and green giant even when out of the can.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Dachshunds. I say this because they have several axes of similarity. They’re diggers. They’re stubborn. They have short legs.
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Get away from Charlie Brown, you Bitch!
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Ari, how many people do you interact with on Social Media that you would describe as “chronically online,” expressed as a percentage?
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
For me the only answer is to eliminate ham. Ham has a time and place, and its place is among the beans on cold, rainy days.
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s like getting a car wash. I got my two pups groomed, then it rained pretty decently, which, of course, muddied up the backyard.
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The fact that Space Marines can pick up memories by eating human flash is wild.

In my headcanon, Raven Guard do it specifically by eating eyes.
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Two of them
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Once mechanicum get Skitarii, I’m going to have a hard time holding back.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It’s very easy to not hear anything when you refuse to talk to your constituents.
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
According to John Scalzi, this is…fine. Probably better wrapped in a tortilla.
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I wasn’t an AoS fan when it started. I’m a big fan, now. The setting gives me Planescape vibes, and I think it’s awesome.
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If your friends aren’t pushing you toward financial ruin, are they really your friends?
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m reading voidscarred right now and it’s fantastic. The elves care not about your hang ups with sex and gender.
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I find Dark Chocolate to be fantastic and exceptionally indulgent, and prefer it to milk chocolate when I’m eating chocolate on its own.

If you’re mixing the chocolate with something (ie, peanut butter), though, Milk Chocolate is the go to.
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is just the aperitif. There’s more.
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
At the zoo, I ordered a black bean patty burger, and they let me know that it was a vegetarian option.

I wonder how many cashiers got yelled at by customers to make that a compulsory statement.
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Ursarkar Creed had the gumption to die.
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Yeah, Bond is really more of a setting than a story.
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I think, in this case, he’s saying that if fewer Chinese students were at “good” schools, American students wouldn’t “be forced” to attend HBCU’s. Note: I don’t endorse this POV, I just think it’s Trump being racist, rather than being imbecilic.
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Especially if SCOTUS knocks down the tariffs for us.
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM