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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
@awscloud.bsky.social walked away with the wrong package. Stepped OVER the pile that was for pick up, didn’t scan ANYTHING, & is saying “welp nothing we can do”
July 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@awscloud.bsky.social walked away with the wrong package. Stepped OVER the pile that was for pick up, didn’t scan ANYTHING, & is saying “welp nothing we can do”
Definitely not my man. I don’t even want him.
February 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Definitely not my man. I don’t even want him.
I made piñon and then I cleaned up afterwards. I am beat.
January 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I made piñon and then I cleaned up afterwards. I am beat.
It’s this one. She’s the thief. The strawberry patch came with the house. I have to take better care of it for sure.
January 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It’s this one. She’s the thief. The strawberry patch came with the house. I have to take better care of it for sure.
Y’all. I am proud of myself for saying “well that looks like a tadpole.” Instead of “that looks like sperm” when my kid opened up this candy.
January 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Y’all. I am proud of myself for saying “well that looks like a tadpole.” Instead of “that looks like sperm” when my kid opened up this candy.
Floofer floofs
January 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Floofer floofs
I know this probably isn’t the time but… we all know this is coming soon right?
January 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I know this probably isn’t the time but… we all know this is coming soon right?
My friend asked for my opinion on these lamps and I said they look like butt plugs. Y’all. You can’t trust me to be serious about life.
January 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My friend asked for my opinion on these lamps and I said they look like butt plugs. Y’all. You can’t trust me to be serious about life.
It’s SOOOO messy up close 😂😂😂
January 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It’s SOOOO messy up close 😂😂😂
TikTok is back up… the day before the inauguration… so… wtf happened in the past few hours?
January 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
TikTok is back up… the day before the inauguration… so… wtf happened in the past few hours?
And so creative therapy has begun. It’s not perfect but not too shabby for the 1st time sewing in 4 years
January 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
And so creative therapy has begun. It’s not perfect but not too shabby for the 1st time sewing in 4 years
All those ads to migrate from TikTok to Lemon8 was for show as well.
January 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
All those ads to migrate from TikTok to Lemon8 was for show as well.
It’s 6pm. It just started raining. But neighbors are already setting off fireworks. My poor pup is already drooling and stressed. And yes she’s medicated.
December 31, 2024 at 11:00 PM
It’s 6pm. It just started raining. But neighbors are already setting off fireworks. My poor pup is already drooling and stressed. And yes she’s medicated.
It doesn’t have to be perfect it just needs to be done.
December 12, 2024 at 1:42 PM
It doesn’t have to be perfect it just needs to be done.
Or this holy trinity
December 1, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Or this holy trinity
Yes, I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity.
December 1, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Yes, I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity.
The season is upon us
November 28, 2024 at 12:06 AM
The season is upon us
Are… Nancy’s ppl trolling her or is the acct just set to like anything that mentions her name cause… this wasn’t a compliment
November 18, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Are… Nancy’s ppl trolling her or is the acct just set to like anything that mentions her name cause… this wasn’t a compliment