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ceeks
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lindt master chocolatier
“Who the fuck is Madeline”
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
nevermind we’re so back
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
a classic
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
platforming awful men
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
trump’s goodbye to mamdani: “new york or nowhere”
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Sir, who are you wearing?”

[lips right on mic]: spirit halloween
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
someone in the audience, unfamiliar with women’s bodies: yeah i saw them
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
dems closing the tent when they hear someone under 78 clearly expressing a healthy human sentiment
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
what dust gets up to while we sleep
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
which side are you on, boys
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
me: [calls Ocrevus]
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“my new boyfriend kash patel is taking me on the fbi jet to a private texas hunting resort called the boondoggle ranch, liz”

“yeah, he’s definitely going to kill you”
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
beyond parody
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“here they are now.. coming to the table.. just as they promised.. i can see them”
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
why are you mad at him, this isn’t even his real job (which he’s also awful at)
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
nobody:

cuomo:
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
great idea
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“now i’m a west end girl”🎵
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
much like the pic of large biden visiting the miniature carters, this photo has altered my brain chemistry
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the washington commanders are named after this
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM