Crist Jarrett
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Crist Jarrett
@ceejness.bsky.social
Radio. Comedian. Voice Actor. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Bad Influencer. Space & Weather Nerd. Podcasts: Nerd Talk+ & Florida Man Murders. Chaotic Neutral. Major League Centaurs. 305. 206. Size 14.
That sounds like the ambien challenge.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’m just now waking up from yesterday’s coma.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It says something that I don’t even remember it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Mmmmmm… delicious.

Yeah, I said it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Do you really want to hurt me?
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
HURRY.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Send pics.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You should have called me.
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
For real. Dude was Brick Wall Bobby tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Same. I just don’t open email anymore. My life has changed. I also apparently don’t have a job.
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I recently voiced a bunch of voices for a Bible app, because I take the money where I can get it. 😂 But she doesn’t need to make that choice. 🤔🤨
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM