please do better (never look up from your phone)

tell me you never took a childhood vacation to the great lakes shipwreck museum at whitefish point without telling me you never took a childhood vacation to the great lakes shipwreck museum at whitefish point 🙄

oh this one was great jesse

have they started bringing a Designated Successor around yet to collect some of this shine ahead of the inevitable or is this just a buncha pals doing something nice for their bestest friend

that's correct! fifty years ago today!

it's the fiftieth anniversary!

this important and true but I also want to tell you that “welcome to pussy gulch, wayfarer” has become a phrase that now comes unbidden to my mind at least four times a week for going on two years

I’m skeleton

I will put our top scientists on making it real

Sure hope that’s not what’s happening here, but uhhhhh recent history, etc

it ruined my morning

yes, it’s true that I cannot twist or bend in any meaningful sense without collapsing into spasms of pain. but there are starving people around the world. am I more important than them?

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