Toodles is a punk tries to fist fight everyone in the house at least once a week. Ruby is a precious angel.

It always surprises me how Shea Serrano's writing hits me. This book is the most enjoyable thing I have read in weeks.

I am never leaving America.

America is cool

Putting me in charge was a mistake. Quality reflects my faith in America

How i think I look when I'm teaching / how i actually look

(Though I no longer actually teach)